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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Odd posted:

I've had these once. They tasted like they had sand in them. Probably because they have sand in them

When there was no meat, we ate fowl.

When there was no fowl, we ate crawdad.

And when there was no crawdad, we ate Bar S Classic Jumbo Franks.

You ate what?

We ate Bar S Classic Jumbo Franks.

You ate Bar S Classic Jumbo Franks?

That's right.

Smugworth fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Feb 20, 2021

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

That's right eat your veggies you fuckman

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

This is art

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Food in aspic is making a comeback, starting with burgers and hotdogs. Next time you're with your friends and see burgers or hotdogs in aspic, turn to your friends and with a wink remark, "Mmm, aspic!" so they'll know you're in the know.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

2/5 needs more aspic

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Big Beef City posted:

Egh, they're AWFUL.

I'd be willing to throw down on pickled sausage if there was a beer to wash it down, but not even that for the canned ones. I bought them once as an adult just to see. Noooo thanks.

I don't know, vienna sausages canned in beer could really take off. Tasty sausage and a delicious beer to wash them down, all in one

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

no pubes yet sorry posted:

slap a little mayo on this bad boy



Reminds me of Slimer for some reason

Relevant image:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

They should do one with a big jalapeno

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Mmm fresh cucumber on my burg

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Donkey sauce piled high

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

I think this one may in fact be the worst, seeing the beef cooked like that triggered something inside me :barf:

Grow up and eat the Beefpacolypse burger, nerd

I'll take two, with a side of beefy fries, beer battered strips of formed ground beef

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Aardvark! posted:

rice in burritos should be illegal

:haibrow:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Poke a hole in the bottom and hold the burrito vertically so it can drain into a mug for a convenient after-lunch drink

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Pinche Rudo posted:

Burritos are Americanized dogshit, nobody should ever eat a burrito because tacos exist and are far superior.

This burrito is real murica baby



Post/username :mad:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

this is a gorgeous creature I would pet it

Too late it's already been deep fried and served in an 8ft long hoagie roll

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

the cheese isn't melted

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I’ll take the cum and plain gelatin burger, the gherkin and spider leg burger, and a bunch of whatever the gently caress those are.

Bahahahahaha

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Brazil makes burgs the same way dorks make monster girl fanart

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


:twisted:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

It's worse than you thought, it's just cucumber peels

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I like corn in my chili. It gives it a nice extra texture. :colbert:

Beans? Sure. No beans? You do you.


Corn in chili? That's the kind of thing you do behind closed doors and keep to yourself, fella.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Burgs for those who are intermittent fasting

Loose weight with eating just one hambúrguer per day

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Is it really a burger though if it doesn't at least have maple bourbon onion jam, tomato confit, duck bacon, or housemate bread and butter rutabaga pickles?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Wizchine posted:

I would eat that if I weren't diabetic.

That's why you're diabetic

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Is this just a catfish po'boy on a hamburger bun?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:



This thing says "burger" on it, so it belongs in this thread.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

ekuNNN posted:

>:[

okay, here's an even dutcher "hotdog":



Get thee to the sardine thread

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqxoJdiRB5o

American style hot dog sandwich!! You know, covered in frosted flakes like when we were kids

You watch some weird ASMR videos Henry

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

steinrokkan posted:

Oh god, help me, I can taste it in my mouth, oh my god :cry:

well how was it

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Bogus Adventure posted:

I'll help you out, goonfriend


Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


hello

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

so what do you goons think of peanut butter on hot dogs?

[ ] It's good

[ ] gently caress you




E: made a "poll"

✅ It's good

[ ] gently caress you

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

dr_rat posted:

Oh 100% glad you shared

Speaking of which found got curious about the peanut butter question and found a Thai coconut satay curry hotdog recipe:

https://www.chatelaine.com/recipe/lunch/thai-spicy-peanut-hot-dog/

...I think I might actually try and make this on the weekend.

✅ It's good

[ ] gently caress you

dr_rat posted:

Edit 2: Nothing from Thailand, but did find this fine recipe from the Philippines:

http://filipinostylerecipe.com/2017/02/marshmallows-and-hotdogs/

[ ] It's good

✅ gently caress you

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Looks like scrapple with ground beef instead of hog bits

I'd hit it

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

FFT posted:

Maybe it was partially whipped? For some reason??

Whipping air into the cream makes the beefcakes fluffier

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I would suck the chili right out of that hole

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I was kind of hoping capers and creme fraiche but that's really too much salt for one meal

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I want a wedge of the giant beef burger

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

There's no law that says you can't make your own mayo dog, though

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