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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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all i could find are pics of delicious looking hamburgers and now i'm hungry

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Mozi
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Mozi
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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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i have to say for every bad pic i found there were many more delicious looking burgers everywhere in the world

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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first onion is $.50 but the rest will cost ya

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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well trump was technically by a certain measure also america's favorite for a period of time, so

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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bagual posted:

i've moved to podunk nowhere here in brazil for a job and now half of ifood looks like it's delivering straight from the deep web



good candidate for worst. it reminds me of the worst burger i ever had, where it had the same taste and texture as eating straight bun

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

I think my problem (well, one of them anyway) is that I usually like pico de gallo and black beans in my burrito which are obviously wettish ingredients. I’d prefer it without rice but I usually ask for light rice as a compromise. I don’t like a sloppy soggy handheld burrito.

yeah it has its place to be sure. it's just when the bulk of the burrito is in rice or beans that it becomes an issue

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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pictured: the bone situation

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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southern boys make due

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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isn't that just a way of saying 'may you fall down and fart?'

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Big Beef City posted:



"Americans, so disgusting and obsessed with sugar and fat" I say, as I eat my crepe filled with boba tea pearls, bannanas, skittles, M&Ms, Nutella, and Jellybeans. "They're just SO gross"

sorry no, what you see is fish eggs, sliced banana slugs, and licorice candies

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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this is how the world ends
this is how the world ends
this is how the world ends
not with a frank but with a furter

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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but... why?

Mozi
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Wizchine posted:

Can someone, anyone, make an offering that does not have loving mayonnaise on it please?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Devils Affricate posted:

Dijon mustard on uncooked dough..?

it is apparently a new mustard-based variant on detroit style pizza

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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why not just go into the restaurant and pay them $200 to throw a bunch of ingredients into the garbage

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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have to share this behind the scenes if you enjoy that sketch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-AusK9CEsU&t=104s

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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make that cocktail rye-flavored whippits and you're onto something

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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I don’t know what kind of vent hood is needed for those but it’s surely out of reach for the simple Dogsman

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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'and your salad... would you like fresh ground pepper?'

'and here is your burger, would you like a squirt of cheese on it?'

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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cursed, no ketchup

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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AARD VARKMAN posted:



Idk how to embed Instagram but there's an insane video of this thing getting cut on here

https://www.instagram.com/p/CaEzoovlk9y/?utm_medium=copy_link

at least from the video it's clearly intended to be mashed up and eaten with a fork (and is that like an entire onion on the bottom?). a lot of these tall burgers just seem like a way to take three good burgers and by combining them make it impossible to eat

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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these frustrate me because they look delicious but just give it in normal burger size so i can eat it normally as a burger

even if i could eat one of those in one sitting, just make it two normal-sized burgers

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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'congratulations, it's a boy!'

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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$15.00, you say...

Mozi
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:

not directly related to the worst 'burgs n 'dogs, but honerable mention:



i'd like a Caesarean Slider with toasted buns and extra special sauce, please

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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my delight is not having to eat it

edit: is that a snout in there?

Mozi
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Collapsing Farts posted:

dont put nutella on a burger you fiend

what if you mixed it into the beef patty?

i dunno man... i might be crazy but...

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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i'd eat the crap out of that and then poop that crap out of my butt

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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the slice of spam needs to be thicker

Mozi
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Futanari Damacy posted:

Forget wing eating contests, I want to see how many jars of capers someone can eat!

over my lifetime, some hundreds i have to figure. big jars too. and that's just so far

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Dude, does that bottle say Viagra on the label?!



what a loser, everyone knows Cialis is the superior drug

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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oh right, that's where i left my load

Mozi
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might as well just make a hotdog inside of a big piece of ziti

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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i'll take one (pile)

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

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the only way a hot dog could cost that much and taste good would be if it the dog was made by the chef from his own pig he had raised from a cute piglet

and the bun made from wheat he grew himself, etc etc

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