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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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gently caress you.

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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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That post was the end of my 10-page ketchup

My day is ruined.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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quote:

From top to bottom, we're talking melted cheddar cheese, gooey cage-free over medium egg, fresh arugula, fluffy scrambled eggs, hardwood smoked bacon, plump jumbo shrimp, smoky seared steak, a chicken patty AND a beef patty, all resting on a bed of sliced avocado, and sandwiched in a brioche bun.
The description appears to skip the pickles and presumably mayo on the bottom.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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Do you not have a tofu hamburger press? lol

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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I assume they're catupiry, but my first thought was compound butter.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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Pennywise the Frown posted:

Imagine how dry that hamburger must be. How long must it have been cooked to be done? There is some pink in the bottom there but who knows how done the top is.

You can't cook these things to a condition that people would order at a restaurant.

quote:

It took about four hours to cook the patty using an outdoor oven heated by propane torches to 350F (175C). A crane was used to flip it.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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Cheese + mustard is excellent, cheesy mustard or mustardy cheese sounds great

more likely a comma was skipped, though

If you ever want to amp up a cheese-forward pasta or other dish? Add mustard.

The Italians are wrong about alfredo purity

stringless fucked around with this message at 09:22 on Mar 28, 2022

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

Nope, it was a cheesy mustardy sauce in a squeeze bottle.
Hell yeah

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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Cardi BYOB posted:

Pastaburgr is an ARG.
They skipped a letter near the end of "ARGH" to continue the theme, right?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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"unconstructed"

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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Pennywise the Frown posted:

I think "deconstructed" is the industry term for a meal that bougie chefs break down into their components.
Correct. But if it's straight up "build it yourself" without anything fancy done to the ingredients, then "unconstructed" is a better description

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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Make it with ground chicken to really get that definitely-cooked-all-the-way-through authenticity

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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Maybe it was partially whipped? For some reason??

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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Eh, sounds more like a toddler.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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Non Compos Mentis posted:

What the gently caress was the pasts obsession with aspic
The most sensible explanation I've seen is that making aspics requires a refrigerator so being able to make them was a sort of status symbol. And then it just ... kept happening for a while.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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Cheese, obviously, but maybe those are rice noodles?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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Whooping Crabs posted:

I don't know, don't the swedes put shrimp salad on their hot dogs? I think they are in the same taste category (very salty, savory) with little contrast - normally I would want something vegetable to cut through all that salt and grease.
"Crab chips" are potato chips or fries with crab seasoning (basically Old Bay I'd assume). Does that help any?

rip to the horse collar though that does look and sound amazing

stringless fucked around with this message at 12:07 on Apr 28, 2023

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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PainterofCrap posted:

Especially since you can feed a family of four on it.

From my experience crab dip & crap fries contain enough salt to keep a herd of deer busy for a couple days. You will suffer the salt shits. And that's if the dogs are good.

e: leaving in the typo
... What's the typo???

What's the typo????

oh there it is

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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Captain Hygiene posted:

I've never picked up a baked potato and just chomped my way through it, I just assumed that was a knife and fork dog :shrug:
I have, it was delightful.

It was a normal-sized red potato, though.

Some day the King's Hand may be dethroned. It was not three days ago.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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What, numb it?

My guess is spherized ketchup.

stringless fucked around with this message at 14:51 on Sep 11, 2023

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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I can't really figure out what "red crispy flower grains" are but they're a pretty close visual match.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbkyDE0-QgA

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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I'm gonna chop up a hot dog and throw it in a bowl of ramen just for you.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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Nit Wit Dog poo poo posted:

Hot dogs in a bowl or cup is blasphemy. What the hell is wrong with people? :v:

FFT posted:

I'm gonna chop up a hot dog and throw it in a bowl of ramen just for you.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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Jelly posted:

Those are the tiniest hot dogs I've ever seen
I split one lengthwise into six pieces then halves and fried it up. Easier chopstick access that way.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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RandolphCarter posted:

Chicken fried steak is delicious though

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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Vampire Panties posted:

I should have clarified - :colbert: Beef should never be deep fried :colbert:

Chicken fried steak (:lol: its not steak) is cool, and good.
If you've had chicken/country fried steak that didn't have steak in it, you didn't have chicken/country fried steak.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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Corn dpgs have been around since the early 40s, though.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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LvK posted:

no idea where that's from (and the background is raising some questions)
Searching for the obvious ("black hot dog with pink bun") it looks like it's from IKEA Singapore. A promotion (?) they ran through October.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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DicktheCat posted:

I recently had to give up dairy entirely and I've found out that it wasn't really burgers I liked, it was cheeseburgers.

I know a real good burger doesn't need cheese, but like... sometimes you don't got time for a real good one, sometimes you need cheap trash. I lament the cheap burg.
I recently got the White Castle version of pizza rolls, but they only had the regular hamburger version. Thankfully I have some Kraft singles, which make the experience a solid "okay" with some burger sauce.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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Dokapon Findom posted:

Yeah that's not at all how it works lol
First recipe result I found for "quick curry ketchup":

quote:

1 cup of Tomato Ketchup
4 teaspoons of Curry Powder
2 teaspoons of Sweet Paprika [or hot paprika if you want, mentioned later]
2 teaspoons of Worcestershire Sauce
2 teaspoons of Mild Honey
1 teaspoons of Chili Powder
1 teaspoon of Water
Seems like a lot of effort tbh, I'd just make a smaller batch with ketchup, curry powder, and yeah, maple syrup or honey to balance it out unless I was making it for a big cookout.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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dr_rat posted:

The curry powder, Chili powder and Paprika arn't pretty much next to each other on your spice rack?
Mine is split into herbs and spices, then sorted alphabetically.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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Hello Sailor posted:

toss the cumin, cilantro, and everything from D-O and you're good then
no

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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MrQwerty posted:

lookit this mook who hates flavors
And also appears to believe "cilantro" and "cumin" sort alphabetically after "curry"

/e: oh they're in between chili powder and curry powder but I'd have to drop cinnamon, ginger, mustard, and nutmeg in the process

Also, cilantro's in the "herb" section, I'd have to drop coriander seed though.

stringless fucked around with this message at 02:53 on Feb 21, 2024

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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Back on topic, I got a 5-pack of Snake River Farms wagyu hot dogs and a 6-pack of brioche hot dog buns because of course even in smaller quantities they're still loving with us.

They're okay for the price? I guess? The casing was weirdly chewy and it still split in cooking. Was going to take a picture after the first bite but then I forgot and ate the whole thing, so that's a plus.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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Yes I'm fully aware that it's a silly idea to begin with.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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fairly certain it was called a Hamburg/Hamburger sandwich first before the name got shortened because duh

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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It is substance bordered by bread layers, the definition of "a sandwich"

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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ChairmanMauzer posted:

Is loco moco a sandwich if i put some rice on top of the patty, too?
Only if musubi are also sandwiches and I'm not ready to die on that hill.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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Mr. Fix It posted:

musubi can be calzone, sandwiches, sushi or quiche, depending on how the "filling" sticks out or doesn't (that would be a calzone). no filling makes them a salad. these rules have been settled for a while

https://cuberule.com/
Musubi are open burritos, but I otherwise agree.

"Sushi" is incorrect for the form factor because "sushi" means "rice". By the traditional rules presented, taquitos would be sushi, which is incorrect. Also, nigiri wouldn't be sushi, which is also incorrect.

stringless fucked around with this message at 11:07 on Mar 13, 2024

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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

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