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FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Be sure to load up on asparagus before you do.

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David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Oh, don't worry, I absolutely plan on loading up on prescription strength diuretics before I go.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Congratulations to rush limbaugh for beating henry Kissinger to death.

BrewingTea
Jun 2, 2004

Where am I? Rush Limbaugh?!? How did I get here? I thought you were dead...

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

David D. Davidson posted:

Whelp Kissinger is dead.


That means I now have two graves to visit before I die.

gonna have to practice peeing partway, holding it, then finishing the pee at a different grave. it's gonna hurt at first but I believe in myself.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Whoever is in charge of selecting Kissinger's grave could do the world a great service by arranging to bury him right next to Rush. Save a lot of discomfort on the part of visitors.

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
Should Rush be uphill from Kissenger, or the other way around? Who should get the runoff

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Just remembered that Rush is dead and Kissinger is too, I outlived both.

Now just let me beat Trump and McConnell and I’ll be happy.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
Christmas is coming up soon. Rush Limbaugh won't be around to celebrate it, because he's loving dead from lung cancer. Hallelujah

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Dr.Smasher posted:

Christmas is coming up soon. Rush Limbaugh won't be around to celebrate it, because he's loving dead from lung cancer. Hallelujah

Dead Rush Limbaugh is like Christmas every day.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

just remembered and came by to "lmao" as the kids say

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I am proud to say I never listened to Rush

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

redshirt posted:

I am proud to say I never listened to Rush

They had a few good tunes

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Torquemada posted:

They had a few good tunes

Also the band. I am very sheltered.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
A modern-day warrior
Mean, mean stride
Today's Tom Sawyer
Mean, mean pride

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw6aWbXL5Mc

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006

Torquemada posted:

They had a few good tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbJSfDtolRw

:rip: Neil Peart.

BrewingTea
Jun 2, 2004

This is not the season for sadness. Dwell not on the great drummers we have lost, but rather rejoice in the conservative talk show hosts we have lost.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006


Do not summon Neil Pert to this Rush Limbaugh thread lest he play the Drum Solo of Life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn4IprJww8w

Radio Nowhere
Jan 8, 2010

BrewingTea posted:

but rather rejoice in the conservative talk show hosts we have lost.

We need to lose a lot more. Isn't Hannity a smoker? Come on cancer, give us another win.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

They keep spawning new ones faster than the old ones die.

My local CBS channel got stealth bought by the Fox conglomerate, and they have these innocuous "news" shows called "The National Desk" and some such bullshit. It's Fox News prepackaged for distribution.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
4 days away from Christmas, and Rush is still dead.
God bless us everyone

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... five dead Limbaughs!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Presto posted:

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... five dead Limbaughs!

5 golden dead Limbaughs

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWRMOJQDiLU

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FssULNGSZIA

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

rush limbau was a good guy














for me tonpoop on!! :devil:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
On his deathbed Rush Limbaugh received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

On his deathbed Rush Limbaugh received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!

Praise Him!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

On his deathbed Rush Limbaugh received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!

but there is also Yahweh and Joshua bin Joseph

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

On his deathbed Rush Limbaugh received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!

Mektoub.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eSlvoO3Vw8

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

limaw ded

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
i like that rush is dead and im still alive and drumming. you dumb dead bitch

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
how's 2024 looking for rush?

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

It’s a brand new year for everyone! Wait—not you, Rush, keep laying there in a pile because you’re still dead

Special shout-out because there’s no dedicated thread: same goes for Hanky Kissinger

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

WHY BONER NOW posted:

how's 2024 looking for rush?

Well it's a leap year so he gets an extra day to continue being stone dead. :)

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


root beer posted:

It’s a brand new year for everyone! Wait—not you, Rush, keep laying there in a pile because you’re still dead

Special shout-out because there’s no dedicated thread: same goes for Hanky Kissinger
2024 will be the first Kissinger-free year in a century.

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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Murdstone posted:

2024 will be the first Kissinger-free year in a century.

a world without Limbaugh or Kissinger...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQetemT1sWc

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