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GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

 One day the famous monk Fuji and his student Ryu were making a rest stop at a dining establishment in Alabama when Ryu suddenly said to his teacher "Master, I think something is wrong here, the bun of this hot dog is ten times smaller than the wiener". "Ah" replied the famous monk, "but is the bun really too small, Ryu, or is maybe the wiener too long?". The student thought long and hard about this answers and then said "The cold slaw is is cold as gently caress too". And so both of them were banned from the diner forever and could never go there again.

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