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Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Eat This Glob posted:

there's six sizes, smart guy :colbert:

lol like they need to bother making smalls or mediums for wrestling fans

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Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


I thought this was going to be a retirement post. Sometimes it is good to see a happy story come through indie wrestling.

https://twitter.com/DarinCorbin/status/1778446301035745733

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


I hadn't really twigged how raw Darin was when I saw him in IWA:MS. Like, less than 2 years into his career. I have fond memories of him & his belt

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Sandman from ECW posted:

I saw someone post this really smart idea the other day that House of Brody should literally murder Danhausen and then cast a spell that reincarnates him as not a geek. Well, still kind of a geek, but a really vicious one that Julia leads around on, I dunno, like a steel chain leash or something. Like Wild Child from Age of Apocalypse. I haven’t read that in 30 years.

He did cut the poo poo out of Maki Itoh

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Barry Bluejeans posted:

lol like they need to bother making smalls or mediums for wrestling fans

Hey, I’m a medium :(

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Ganso Bomb posted:

Hey, I’m a medium :(

no, we got mid covered

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Ganso Bomb posted:

Hey, I’m a medium :(

Can you channel the ghost of Chris Benoit?

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts


drat I didn't know Randy Pitchford directed backstage segments for AEW

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

I have no idea what those noises sound like. It is a sound as unfamiliar to me as the sound of songbirds on the moon.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
gotta keep the interest of the Mercedes simps somehow I guess

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Eat My Fuc posted:

I have no idea what those noises sound like. It is a sound as unfamiliar to me as the sound of songbirds on the moon.

Like most Cody fans (children), I assume you're not familiar with sex

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Majinfoose posted:

Like most Cody fans (children), I assume you're not familiar with sex

Sports Entertainment eXtreme 4 life

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
i envision emf as a young fine arts student, giggling at their myriad trolls on the good folks of psp

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib
https://x.com/wiretaup/status/1778826433558634747?s=46&t=ZiGj6j-OsXu3OH1bWlxl5g

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
:unsmith:

Love that Cope man

https://x.com/drainbamager/status/1778841134627758478?s=46

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



:unsmith:

That's my guy. I had a feeling it was something like that.

BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:


:lol:

Brian Cage rules as a big juiced-up hired goon, keep him around as long as possible Tony

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
Cage would be an asset to any promotion in the world, even if he's not at the top of the card and winning titles he's invaluable as a upper/midcard gatekeeper

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!




This is a really funny post but the interview the article quotes is nice too.

Brian Cage as transcribed by POST posted:

"Going back to Tony (Khan) being such a fan and such a good person and everything else, it plays a big role into that and the way he takes care of his talent and treats his talent and thinks about his talent as actual human beings whereas, you know, not to talk negative crap on WWE and obviously Paul (Levesque), Triple H in charge over there now is making a lot of changes but, for the longest time, it’s kind of looked at as you’re almost just cattle in WWE and once they don’t need you, they’re like, alright, see you later, get the hell out of here, we don’t need you or, they don’t really care as much whereas like, AEW definitely seems like they’re more, like, group and family and if something was to happen — I mean, we’ve had a couple people pass while under contract and Tony still paid off their contract to their family and has taken care of them and stuff which is pretty unheard of so, there’s just a couple examples of how he really cares about the people on his roster."

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Barry Bluejeans posted:

Cage would be an asset to any promotion in the world, even if he's not at the top of the card and winning titles he's invaluable as a upper/midcard gatekeeper

It wouldn't take long to build him up as a credible challenger for a special Dynamite either, TBH.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
https://twitter.com/dustinrhodes/status/1778595691276751167

I like how he has exactly the kind of dogs you'd expect a guy like him to have.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

good wrestling dog

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Skios posted:

https://twitter.com/dustinrhodes/status/1778595691276751167

I like how he has exactly the kind of dogs you'd expect a guy like him to have.

Me watching: "oh no, don't use the same fork as the dog...oh no, don't kiss the dog!"

Big Bidness
Aug 2, 2004

https://twitter.com/BAHUFMW/status/1778810205934919827

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy
Such an absurd knife to use too

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Telling the other dog it's not their birthday :allears:

Fart Radio
Sep 7, 2010

@Therock hey man check it... You ever kill a man or no? Hit me up. ;)
steak looks overdone as gently caress, i no longer respect dustin "the natural" rhodes

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Fart Radio posted:

steak looks overdone as gently caress, i no longer respect dustin "the natural" rhodes

Must've been cooked by his sister-in-law

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Good boys deserve a steak. :colbert:

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Dawgstar posted:

Good boys deserve a steak. :colbert:

And kisses

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Didn't flinch until he fed the bearnaise to Beast. That's too rich dude!

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Dustin definitely has the energy of a guy who uses those kind of knives as an everyday utensil

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

:3:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Bad production and two guys no one wants to see, a classic.

https://twitter.com/MLW/status/1778939848038248533

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/JoseAssistant/status/1779261911747441120?t=fPXFFKwLYYUsoikX-wQVWw&s=19

a dumb moron
Mar 19, 2024

augh

:smith:

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013






Luckily, Jose has someone looking out for him.

https://twitter.com/joseassistant/status/1779273792906285475

Germansimp
May 28, 2013




Jose becomes Jack Perry's personal Dick Togo but uses a TV cable instead of a garrote.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/luchablog/status/1779563446821937615

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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.



TAICHI: Not as easy as it looks, is it?

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