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Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
Personally if I turn on a TV show and I see a character I've never seen before I immediately throw the TV in the dumpster because I cannot handle not already knowing literally everything about the show I'm watching

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SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Every TV shows needs a long TV Tropes like intro or I just can't watch it

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
Maybe these are all like 50+ year old guys who grew up when every movie trailer was basically a 5 minute synopsis of the entire movies plot and they think it's bad writing when you go into a piece of media not already knowing every single thing that happens in it

HamburgerTownUSA
Aug 7, 2022

Lamuella posted:

I will never understand the people who get angry about there being popular wrestling that they don't like or know about.

And then go out of their way to tell the people involved about it. It's so desperate for attention it's kind of loving pathetic.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I like that Emi's last line reads somewhat like a threat.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

But why doesn't Tony just give us only wrestlers the mainstream audiences know about, why don't we have Hulk Hogan fighting the Undertaker on AEW every week, those are mainstream guys.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Gravy Boat 2k

Jerusalem posted:

I like that Emi's last line reads somewhat like a threat.

good

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


https://twitter.com/DrainBamager/status/1781508498775237072

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin



So he is in business with the right company, huh?

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
https://twitter.com/Marc_Normandin/status/1781738700344291645

Marc Normandin @Marc_Normandin posted:

I once interviewed Jinder Mahal (and others) and asked "which fictional character would you want to wrestle?" They were almost all picking like, superheroes or famous tough characters. Jinder picked Elmo because, paraphrasing, he already had enough going on and wanted an easy win

That's a money match right there

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

make this guy the Young Bucks long lost Matanza-style third brother

*fourth

They have a brother named Malachi, he wasn't especially good, got his bell rung a couple times and stopped wrestling

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007



Hell, same

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

El Gallinero Gros posted:

*fourth

They have a brother named Malachi, he wasn't especially good, got his bell rung a couple times and stopped wrestling

retconned out of existence. banished.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

I felt the same about walter before the Gunther weight-drop, I still think he kinda looks shrunken, woulda looked better somewhere between the current wwe ideal and his past look if he had to do anything at all

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Scrolling Til We Make It videos in youtube search results and saw these thumbnails in order.









History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




What did Trinidad do

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.

New forum background

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


History Comes Inside! posted:

What did Trinidad do

Whatever it was, don't do it.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

As a Trinidadian, it's basically always appropriate to have that expression when pointing at the flag.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




It’s a no-nonsense flag

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

MassRafTer posted:

Scrolling Til We Make It videos in youtube search results and saw these thumbnails in order.











Are any of these in relation to “making significant others sleep on the couch for daring to question booking genius”

Edit:

NEVER do this:
Put your entire wrestling company on hold for a year to pretend it is shut down by evil forces

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

History Comes Inside! posted:

What did Trinidad do

Went to WWE and became Zelina Vega.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

https://twitter.com/FatsFalafel/status/1781767004346568916

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Must have been so mad when Larry David stole his dream match and got such great heel heat for it.


I hope all the replies to Fightful's tweet are rightfully calling them (and Seth) out for how loving stupid romanticizing this was, but I suspect they're not :sigh:

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

Jerusalem posted:

I hope all the replies to Fightful's tweet are rightfully calling them (and Seth) out for how loving stupid romanticizing this was, but I suspect they're not :sigh:
saw this video and it’s painful to watch

https://x.com/meloismone/status/1781778999200624702?s=46&t=YjAdrC5z2HpTKJK1s-6pYw

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The sad little "awww" at the end is funny and depressing at the same time. :smith:

The fact it is labelled as "Epic Wrestling Moments" even moreso.

Stall_19
Jan 2, 2013

Prodigy of Victor von Doom
Shades of Ibushi after that Noah match.

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!
Makes the whole "Seth got completely punked at WM" thing make more sense, though.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




I wonder who will be the one to try and top Cody working through his exploded titty

Maybe something will have to fall off

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
The reaction you get when your firings are the most respectful firings in history.

https://twitter.com/AIRGold_/status/1781780047218528441

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Friendship ended with India, now Pakistan is WWE's best friend.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


MassRafTer posted:

The reaction you get when your firings are the most respectful firings in history.

https://twitter.com/AIRGold_/status/1781780047218528441

I mean, everyone should boycott WWE

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Guessing with Netflix taking over worldwide rights they really don't see the need for regional stars to sell TV so whelp

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
https://twitter.com/Monomoth1/status/1781334762596295065?t=-X3GACjHtbD5uNLMWFEjew&s=19

this was such a great fuckin match

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





History Comes Inside! posted:

I wonder who will be the one to try and top Cody working through his exploded titty

Maybe something will have to fall off

Reminds me of Mistico/Sin Cara tweaking his finger in a match on Raw and immediately calling it off because working injured sucks balls.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Dimebags Brain posted:

Reminds me of Mistico/Sin Cara tweaking his finger in a match on Raw and immediately calling it off because working injured sucks balls.

Didn't he dislocate his finger when that happened? Like it was sideways?

keithy george
Jan 8, 2008

Please, nobody tell Wil Wheaton

He had a massive emotional breakdown on facebook because Larry David put the iron claw on elmo

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

keithy george posted:

Please, nobody tell Wil Wheaton

He had a massive emotional breakdown on facebook because Larry David put the iron claw on elmo

I wonder how he'd react to the Sunny and Elmo sex tape.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
I'm really really glad wardlow is fine,because holy poo poo

https://x.com/realwardlow/status/1782214321625247757?s=46

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Miching Mallecho posted:

I'm really really glad wardlow is fine,because holy poo poo

https://x.com/realwardlow/status/1782214321625247757?s=46

:stare: Holy poo poo I'm glad he's okay.

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