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Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Need to send some wrestlers to find who sold her that lemon.

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HamburgerTownUSA
Aug 7, 2022

Open Marriage Night posted:

Need to send some wrestlers to find who sold her that lemon.

It would be funny if the car was perfectly fine, and Emi has just been beating the absolute poo poo out of it by driving it in the wrong gear the entire time or some other Emi-esque comedy scenario.

Shida did mention before that Emi has a hard time asking for help, so I wouldn't be surprised if she just bought the first car she came across with zero people with her to check it out or help her choose.

Did she even mention buying a car before? Or was "I'm driving for the first time myself ever" and "Emi bought a car" something that happened simultaneously?

Integrated Houston
Oct 21, 2008

HamburgerTownUSA posted:

The second time around, WWE offered her the money she thought she was worth on the terms she wanted

That is a good breakdown. I miss Jade. She seems to be having fun, though, and I am sure she’s keeping the lights on.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Alaois posted:

NYC playgrounds like that had rubber mats instead of concrete or asphalt

Suplex Liberace posted:

hard industrial outdoor rubber mats

There's gotta be some give to those because either those are fine to bump around on or those dudes are just completely hosed in the head.

STING 64 posted:

new york kids built different.

potentially leaning towards the latter now tbh i'd be like that if i had to root for the knicks too

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Ringo Roadagain posted:

https://x.com/ortiz_powerful/status/1784616243099795889?s=46&t=YjAdrC5z2HpTKJK1s-6pYw

Did not know Ortiz wrestled in the same playground fed as sir William black

holy hell

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

C. Everett Koop posted:

There's gotta be some give to those because either those are fine to bump around on or those dudes are just completely hosed in the head.

potentially leaning towards the latter now tbh i'd be like that if i had to root for the knicks too

they're pretty sproingy

Kvantum
Feb 5, 2006
Skee-entist

Integrated Houston posted:

That is a good breakdown. I miss Jade. She seems to be having fun, though, and I am sure she’s keeping the lights on.

Her husband's 90+ million dollar career earnings from MLB baseball keep their lights on. I think they spend her money on things like their women's professional fast pitch softball team.

Integrated Houston
Oct 21, 2008
Yep, that’s definitely a good investment on their part.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Alaois posted:

they're pretty sproingy

Yeah, they're designed to stop kids from getting injured falling from the top of the equipment. Source: my kid has fallen from the top of some Australian play equipment and was fine, thankfully.

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Mahiro is legitimately the smartest person in TJPW, maybe all of wrestling

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have
what would you expect from someone who spends all their free time playing majong in Yakuza

and yea her wrestling name comes from Kiryu in Yakuza

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
Hazuki is not keen on ppl quickly forgiving SLK.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

https://twitter.com/NotThatTomGreen/status/1785113122174374381

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

when you don't know if the new kevin dunn caught your dope nose or just a booger

sleepwalkers
Dec 7, 2008


it's a nose ring

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
Pull up RVD, pull up!

https://twitter.com/TherealRVD/status/1784992915686875322

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://x.com/700club/status/1784960853827088482?s=46&t=AwMtDeZF_tX5DmOd53fE0g

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have
didnt hulk marry into a scientologist how is he playing both sides

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

Tampa Bae posted:

didnt hulk marry into a scientologist how is he playing both sides

He just wants to make sure he can still check in with the little Hulksters in heaven while on planet Xenu.

Saucer Crab
Apr 3, 2009




Tampa Bae posted:

didnt hulk marry into a scientologist how is he playing both sides

Worked himself into a shoot, you hate to see it

On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

Tampa Bae posted:

didnt hulk marry into a scientologist how is he playing both sides

You have to play both sides so you always come out on top. Brother.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin


Hulk Hogan's new grift just dropped!

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Hogan thinks the 700 Club is for the people who slammed the 700lb Andre the Giant, brother.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/ShutUpExcalibur/status/1785154424434008330

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

God specifically told me not to covet my neighbor's wife, but that didn't work for me, brother

Shinjobi fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Apr 30, 2024

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

No false idols except for Hulkamania dude

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
Thou shalt not kill Hulk's push, brother

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Hogan needs to get the rest of his cronies in on this grift, too. Let me see Knobbs baptizing people. Jimmy Hart can start passing the collection plate around and telling people with a megaphone to open their hearts and their wallets to the church.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

No side body-of-christ for you dude

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



explosivo posted:

No side body-of-christ for you dude

For God gave his only begotten son so you may not die but be Immortal, brother

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
Catholicism: this is literally the body and blood of Christ

Protestantism: or maybe it isn't dude

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Tampa Bae posted:

didnt hulk marry into a scientologist how is he playing both sides

My pet conspiracy theory is that Scientology wants to use Hulker as their way to court a new audience: Evangelicals. He'll push his Born Again bona fides for a while, then gradually he'll start saying "...but my wife introduced me to Dianetics and let me tell ya something, dude, there's some good ideas in there."

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

A Fancy Hat posted:

Hogan needs to get the rest of his cronies in on this grift, too. Let me see Knobbs baptizing people. Jimmy Hart can start passing the collection plate around and telling people with a megaphone to open their hearts and their wallets to the church.

Good thing he had a falling out with Beefer in that case :stare:

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Barry Bluejeans posted:

Catholicism: this is literally the body and blood of Christ

Protestantism: or maybe it isn't dude

lmao

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Hogan [lost in the desert for 40 years]: “there’s no hulkamaniacs here!”

Saucer Crab
Apr 3, 2009




Hulk waking up in hell: "It's not hot!"

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FakePoet
Feb 6, 2006

Woo. Pig. Sooie.


Hot Rope Guy
Can't believe a DPW podcast broke out in this thread/in my head.

(Or maybe I can, brother.)

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