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Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Dacap posted:

Ultimately, the stuff Mox does these days like barbed wire, tacks, etc. are all superficial wounds and way less dangerous than the unprotected headshots that Foley took constantly in the 90s. Cuts do way less long term damage than concussions even if they look worse.

The parts in Beyond the Mat of Foley’s family watching him was heartbreaking.

Matthew Justice is bringing back unprotected head shots.

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Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Stall_19 posted:

https://twitter.com/Jayrod2009/status/1419367317729955840

Someone threw a pizza cutter at him so GCW can go gently caress themselves.

You got to watch out, someone could have thrown a bunch of sticks of dynamite tied to and old timey clock!

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Ganso Bomb posted:

What did Dickinson say at the start of his post match promo? I missed it live but sounded something like "I usually have something good to say after the match, but not this time". Could be that he was talking about his grandma but the way I heard it made me think he was talking about Cezar at first.

I thought it was "I'm usually pretty magic with the mic, but maybe not this time." I think he was going to try to put over Bononi, but there isn't much you can say during a "don't come back" chant.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

explosivo posted:

Also never look at the live chat during an episode of aew Dark. under any circumstances.

Wrong, it was awesome when Fuego wrestled QT and Sammy came in to join the tornado emoji flood.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

RealFoxy posted:

Since Adam Cole signed an extension to Summerslam it would be illegal for him to have offered a contract, wouldn't it?

In professional sports it's tampering, no clue how it works for wrestlers, but I could see it in the contract to not be able to negotiate with other companies.

JUNGLE BOY posted:

It would be illegal for Tony to pay him to break his contract. I don’t think it’s illegal to talk / negotiate despite what people think contract tampering may be because of the rules of individual sports leagues

Quite rude to contradict me while I was typing my response (this could also be 100% true).

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
The people doing the move lists for Dean Malenko and Chris Jericho haven't finished yet and they want to be complete.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
You must be this much Lucha Fan to understand these quandaries.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
I loving knew it

https://twitter.com/JANELABABY/status/1434374117399093248?s=20

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Lulu Pencil and a fan

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
https://twitter.com/JANELABABY/status/1445785352610869253?t=d2M46Mbtwhws5Dh1w7kBSQ&s=19

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Sign Arez, coward Tony. Put him in Chaos Project and let Strange Style flow.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

edogawa rando posted:

Which reminds me, has that guy who's like what you'd get if HHH and 1998 ECW Shane Douglas had done any matches with Impact? I think he might have been in a stable with MJF at some stage. Alex Hammerhead or Hammerfist or something.

Hammerstone, he was(is?) in Dynasty with Richard Holiday, which had MJF and Gino Medina.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

CombineThresher posted:

I'd consider LA Park another good thing they had going, and I liked that they booked lucha guys I didn't see elsewhere in American wrestling, but that endless stupid feud between Jimmy Havoc and Mance Warner, where they had like 50 hardcore matches and Mance won all of them, better represented the experience of watching MLW TV.

The Havoc/Warner falls count anywhere was fun because they went all around Orlando, including to Havoc/Kip/Penelope's apartment and Mance bent over of Kip's pans. It also involved a dude drinking moonshine driving them around.

Edit: When MLW does stupid stuff, it does really stupid stuff, like Filthy Island. Tom Lawlor booked an event on a private island (totally not a random lot in Orlando), which essentially was the Fire Festival of wrestling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFSYgpWe4k8

Edit 2: I forgot about the LA Park cooking show (he has a pork based diet).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc9F8811x7U

Oil! fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Oct 22, 2021

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

That DICK! posted:

they shouldnt dress up as another wrestler and encourage people to jack off to them.. idk, in this workaday world. maybe that's epic.

Please don't make fun of Joey Janela.

https://twitter.com/JANELABABY/status/1454902108705247235?s=20

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
Kid is having fun, let them wash out of they can't work, but so far they are doing a great job working people.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

forkboy84 posted:

https://twitter.com/TheLionelGreen/status/1462894314472706050?s=20

Lio looking for bookings in 2022 is great obviously. But mostly I think it's notable that he specifically mentions tag bookings with Martin, that's cool.

Arachno vs Arachno in the spiderman gif match!

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Chris Carter takes bumps. I saw him at a brewery about a month ago in a battle royal taking nasty bumps for everyone entering the ring and then get eliminated. Busting his rear end in one of the smallest stakes matches I have seen.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

fez_machine posted:


Cagematch doesn't follow the texas indies very well

This and her promotion does a ton of customs, which wouldn't hit Cagematch due to not being released or just being a random YouTube link.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

PotatoJudge posted:

https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1467299508031787008

Emi was not happy with everyone destroying her dentist office on the 2nd to last ChocoPro of the season.

The first GCW champion at ChocoPro

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

100% chance they sign a foreign student, causing them to lose their student visa and have to return home.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
https://twitter.com/luchablog/status/1469465190034984965?t=Bq6rODL2EKXk6eKy1WuEJQ&s=19

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

CobiWann posted:

I hadn't seen a Briscoe Brothers' promo in years. God drat, I forgot how good they are. I'm hyped for an FTR/Briscoes match now.

Finally a chance to unite the AAA, GCW, and ROH belts

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
Buried in a tiny coffin.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Needs more Norwegian dudes Abboth and Demonaz in corpse paint breathing fire at a non-descript ruin.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
https://twitter.com/JANELABABY/status/1478902123320516611?s=20

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
https://twitter.com/DanhausenAD/status/1483473894447194113?t=1RE01Y2gSeQOMIyFfFu0PQ&s=19

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

He is wrestling Joe Alonzo Friday. So yeah :(

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

MassRafTer posted:

It must be taking Joey all the restraint in the world not to point out MSL used to live with Chasyn Rance.

This guy went into my friend's DMs after he made a hot dog and handshake joke. I am 90% sure he thinks my friend is a Joey Janela burner account.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

sticklefifer posted:

The funniest thing that could possibly happen out of this is Andrade thinking they're the same person and signing Danhausen, then announcing that Darby has finally come to an agreement with AHFO.

Schiavone: "Uhh, Andrade, Darby and Danhausen are two different people."
Andrade: "OK. How you know?"

A luchador with mask/facepaint blindness could work.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Jiro posted:

JFC could no one get Preston Lacey a loving tailor or something?

It's a gimmick.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
Kidd Bandit and Ninja Mack should form a tag team called American Top Gaijin.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

SG Bamboo posted:

That's Kazuki Hirata, he loves dancing and is the best. His comedy is what I wish DDT had more of.

The show was a battle royale happening on a moving train. A new person joins at each station and a person is eliminated if they are on the station when the train leaves. Hirata made his entrance and everyone decided to brawl outside risking elimination, presumably because they hate him.

His entrance caused a power outage once. It could only be solved by plugging the arena back in to Deino's rear end. This is DDT.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Messed up to inflict SHLAK on an entire new country though.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

This should be good.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
Sometimes the best wrestler isn't the best wrestler

Zicky Dice

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

https://twitter.com/Atlantis_CMLL/status/1520183088835223553?t=9j3SGr9GduJD_qoMfb-LHw&s=19

This is even better because this is going to be the fastest unmasking in lucha libre history. ||You can't wear masks anywhere near gambling in Vegas||

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

graph posted:

whats a texas roadhouse bread

An extremely similar chain restaurant to where the AEW belt was stolen from Jericho.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Dacap posted:

His wrestler name starts with “Aleister” he’s not even trying to hide it a little

I'm actually surprised there aren't more wrestlers named Aleister Crowley crawling around the indies. The back tattoo is a big lol since he got it after, but there are a poo poo ton of oni back tattoos out there.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

This is at a place called Aquarium Houston, which is not an aquarium, but a restaurant that is owned by the same guy that the arena in Houston it's named after. He also owns the Golden Nugget.

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Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

BrigadierSensible posted:

Is it at least a fish restaurant?

Yes, but you can get a $17 burger.

https://www.aquariumrestaurants.com/downtownaquariumhouston/dining.asp

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