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Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

I would simply not get mad at Soulja Boy a decade after the last time he had a hit song, but that's me

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Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

Lid posted:

Scott Hall is one of the best proportioned big men of all time and that he spent a lengthy time feuding with Goldust who was another one just made their matches look like two normal sized men wrestling.


Obligatory reminder that young Scott Hall looked like Paul Bunyan come to life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq8uhNPlFJE

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

Where wrestling is now, cage matches only exist for someone to do a death defying leap off the top onto their opponent instead of leaving and winning the match. So every cage match has a spot where the good guy reveals that he is brave, and a little bit crazy, and also very dumb.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

yo what if you had to tunnel out

or like, what if the title was buried underground and you had to dig to it. could you imagine

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

ChrisBTY posted:

And I assume that man is holding a WWE title belt because all of Stephanie's senses are based on supplication. If you arn't kissing her rear end she can't see or hear you.

I feel like we don't talk enough about the fact that their title is just their logo. The very concept of branding is their highest honor.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

When I went to sign up for the vaccine online, there was a portion of the form that asked about insurance, but I just left it all blank and then when I got there they didn't ask about it at all and it was all totally free and quick and easy.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

FullMetalJackoff posted:

Made two more submissions for Botchamania, providing the new channel doesn't also get yeeted.

A Shadowrun (SNES) style intro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFk4jz6Fvao

And a WrestleMania X-Seven style opening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5s8WDFZuM0

These very good

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

PBR must have the poorest quality control of any beer out there, I swear some cans taste fantastic and some taste like piss filtered through garbage

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

Where is My Mind is a good song and everyone likes it a lot, but that kind of doesn't fit Orange Cassidy's character. He does not care. He shouldn't go out of his way to make sure he has everyone's favorite song as his entrance theme. He shouldn't have any music at all, or maybe some purposely generic stock music that is cheap to license.

Actually, the only thing he cares about are the Fast and Furious movies so his music should be Danza Kuduro by Don Omar.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

JUNGLE BOY posted:

the truth behind where is my mind as his theme is also the most fitting explanation for why his character would use it: someone else got excited about it and gave it to him

I can accept this. I apologize for questioning the canon of OC.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

It would be hilarious if he had to add one more title reign to his script

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

3DN64BBT

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1436548927336161284

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

it would be a really funny shirt if it wasn't being worn by someone who's actions seem to indicate that he believes what the shirt is saying

maybe the reason why Brian Cage is so bad at talking on TV is because all of his material is steroid related and he has to self-censor

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

Kevin should come in and do a shot-for-shot remake of Miro's run. Bleach his hair blonde and everything.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

A whole lotta Vincels in that thread. It is so objectively funny that the WWE spent 4 hours talking about how great it was to have The Rock, and they promoted his new movie, and he didn't even show up or record a loving Cameo for them.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

Kevin Nash was made for BTE. There has never been a more perfect place for a person.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

Stall_19 posted:

Obviously because he did BTE before there ever was a BTE.

https://youtu.be/chb8DjmjnCY

This is what I had in mind! I will never forget the bit where he talked about headlining a 50,000 person sellout at MSG, and Alex Shelley is like "Does the Garden even hold that many people?" and Nash is like "...... It did that night."

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

imagine only knowing the age of consent in your small village. never learning the intricacies of age of consent laws outside of your tiny bubble, in places like the rural south, or in France

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

https://twitter.com/orangecassidy/status/1475538172721471489

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

nah is the kid really named Liberty, lol

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

Cody will not have a son, but will instead clone himself

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

The image recognition software must have been looking at Brian Cage's promo ability

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

I have always heard that Vince McMahon is a huge bodybuilding fan, but that looks like what you would do if you hated bodybuilding but were forced to put on a bodybuilding show anyway.

Or at the very least, it's the show you put together if you find bodybuilding to be extremely boring.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

Is "Adrian Lawrence" some kind of sex pun I'm too much of a dork to parse, or is it just an NXT-tier porno name?

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

that man is wearing two less layers of clothing than the other dudes and is just projectile sweating

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

I loving hate the way he talks so much goddammit I want to pull my hair out

https://twitter.com/RealKeithLee/status/1496954442054537216

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

how is there any lifetime achievement award that terry funk had not already won decades ago

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

How does every single pre-workout supplement just have the most perfect name. Every brand nails the genre perfectly.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

i am so internet poisoned i read your post as juggalo. plz kill me now

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

Lethrom posted:

Dave Meltzer said he's going to eat one before the match but also during the match.

It's not the sort of sandwich where you look at it and go, you know, this is the best sandwich you can make, but if you're let's say an indie wrestler, or maybe not even just currently an indie wrestler, but you came up through the indies, so you're used to making that kind of sandwich, which is what a lot of the guys were rumored, and there was a pretty strong case the rumor was true, in the Mid South days, they were having honey sandwiches 3, 4, or some guys, 6 or even 7 days a week, and remember the exact number just wasn't really being tracked to the degree with which it would today, with twitter, but to some degree it was, it wasn't entirely not tracked some people maybe overestimate how much better we are nowadays with tracking the snacks these wrestlers eat

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

dracula vladdy AF posted:

will never not laugh at one of these. I started cracking up a few lines in just knowing what I was getting into

I do it compulsively. If someone brings up Dave Meltzer and I don't do a post like that, I feel physically uncomfortable. I can't control it.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

JR is just trying to signal boost a worker's Only Fans. He's a consummate worker.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

Goons, quiet down. There are more important things to discuss

https://twitter.com/Jade_Cargill/status/1569042874511024132

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

that's just what Ric actually looks like nowadays at his age, it's accurate

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

https://twitter.com/CodyRhodes/status/1576321310262951937

time to live the american dream

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

Shinzaki's the single coolest looking motherfucker ever in wrestling, that's the most important thing, but also he kicked rear end too

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

gimmicked water

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

They better work Cain's thing into the match. He's been on house arrest, so he hasn't been able to jog so endurance is his weakness BUT while he has been home he's been watching tons of film so can he be cerebral enough to overcome the lack of training??? You have to tune in to find out!

Also he tries to shoot the heel manager after that guy interferes in the match.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

They are going to reveal that Jade's full name is Jade Stark

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Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

rotinaj posted:

Today is the day when I found out that creed broke up and everybody from it except scott stapp made up the band alter bridge

I am having an extremely hard time not laughing at this fact

Scott Stapp recorded an album with Bumblefoot as his guitarist, but all the guitar parts are really normal and it's disappointing.

That is the extent of my Scott Stapp post-Creed knowledge

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