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Germansimp
May 28, 2013



https://twitter.com/HEELZiggler/status/1366062831267770369

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Germansimp
May 28, 2013



https://twitter.com/cultofbull/status/1367318214414319617

Germansimp
May 28, 2013




Any context to what/who he's talking about?

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



I wouldn't want this match to happen in AEW, would fit in more with CZW or IWA:MS, but

Flight Bisque posted:

Book him against Joey Ryan, let one problem solve another.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



'Good' to see her Twitter only was hacked and not deleted, she never seemed like someone who would give into bullying, no matter how "SMW-brain damaged" those supposed humans may be.

On a lighter note, here's the exact moment that Eddie Kingston decided that he would kill Icarus:
https://twitter.com/familyfooddude/status/1372957123970224131

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Ganso Bomb posted:

Isn't there like zero military interaction with those shows now? Used to be they'd fly over to a base or whatever and do a show. Now they're just regular shows like Raw or Smackdown, aren't they?

Could be misremembering, or maybe it was just a COVID Times thing, but I felt like the last few were very much not like what they used to be 10 years ago.

They still had military interaction prior to Covid, but it has definitely gotten less and less of over the years. They stopped going overseas, sometimes they shot the shows at some arenas that they claimed were air bases, they stopped bringing in celebrities for guest appearances, and in 2019 the show also became "Network-exclusive" or something. At this point the whole concept of "Tribute to the Troops" is pretty much just an empty shell of what it once was.

Although now that the US has a Democrat as president again, it wouldn't surprise me if Vince tried to make it a big deal this year (because unlike Biden, they care about ARE TROOPS) and even bring in an orange, racist WWE Hall of Famer to any TttT tapings.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



CombineThresher posted:

Thanks for clarifying! I'd missed that it was Cesar's wife who needed sponsorship and not Cesar himself. And man, gently caress WWE for that bullshit. Glad Cesar got out of there.

You're not the only one who thought that, I'm pretty certain many sources only referenced Cezar himself when this came out and didn't mention his wife. Though if anything, involving his wife in the whole ordeal makes the WWE look like even bigger pieces of poo poo.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Quantum of Phallus posted:

he is no lie the oldest looking 35 year old dude i've ever seen

Former White House Ghoul Stephen Miller is 35 and he makes QT look like a young up-and-comer by comparison.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



https://twitter.com/AndrewTRich/status/1387025365646852100

loving hell, I had know idea WALTER wrestled in Zero-1 in 2007, that was less than 2 years into his career.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013




This is a pretty awesome album, fun to think back to the early days of ROH, PWG and Chikara.

Have to ask:
https://twitter.com/EEGuardian/status/1389533823784869890/photo/1
Who are all the Super Dragons in this pic? I would assume Tall Super Dragon is Cutler, shorter green is Super Dragon himself, and one of the red ones is Excalibur since Dragon trained him.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



https://twitter.com/ThatsOurMongo/status/1391150209036546051

This is still easily the craziest (in the sense of obviously braindamaged) fan I have ever seen on any ROH show I've ever watched. These 12 seconds don't really do this any justice, the guy went like almost a minute and yet Punk never really reacted to him.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



https://twitter.com/JimmysSeafood/status/1393954197339574274

So a Flat-Earther, a Racist, a Trumper, an Ayahuasha-user and Diamante walk into a seafood restaurant...

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Nick Jr. Face posted:

He broke someone's neck in Japan with the same botch right? And he nearly did it to James Ellsworth too

He broke Yoshitatsu's neck in mid-2014. In early 2014, he also broke Lionheart's neck (which Lionheart in an interview admitted to being at fault because he tucked his head), and then in 2015 Roderick Strong also tucked his head taking the Clash but somehow only suffered a stinger.
https://gfycat.com/tatteredmarriedisopod

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



I'm fairly certain there was also a "restarting" ECW account around shortly after the WCW account's last failed scam attempt, that pretty much just copy-pasted the WCW account.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013




Wow, MLW has actually signed someone this year who hasn't burned every bridge he's ever crossed?

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



AK-47 posted:

https://twitter.com/DarbyAllin/status/1401343984295989252

Brody King almost chopped Darby's dad straight out of his shoes

The result:
https://twitter.com/Brodyxking/status/1401348469365907457

loving hell.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



RealFoxy posted:

Why is Shida on here twice

Hey, if Kenny Omega can be on there twice, surely the longest-reigning champion in company history deserves two spots as well.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bddUq_eh3to

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Davros1 posted:

Hottest time in pro wrestling in decades; you know what's missing though?

https://twitter.com/IandrewDiceClay/status/1422295300090339331?s=19

Ah poo poo, here we go again. Worst place in the world. Jeff Jarrett's New Nashville Territory.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Since the AEW thread is in purgatory and this is technically social media, this week's Ethan Vlog:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JTmAHqge9E

Just him, Danhausen, Jake Something and a few others eating loads and loads of fat food.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Ganso Bomb posted:

Looks like Josh Alexander got to quit his day job:

https://twitter.com/Walking_Weapon/status/1433134585458659339

A job with Impact paying enough to allow you to quit your day job? Sure is a change from the days of Knockouts having to work for Sunglasses Hut.

Although jOSH Alexander sure is a perfect name for a construction worker.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013




Should've put a '22' on the jersey, then he'd have come running.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013




Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Victoria was always the greatest for Halloween. Everyone else was ('had to') always dressed as "Sexy Nurse" or "Sexy Flight Attendant" , and she was like "gently caress that, I'm a banana."

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



https://twitter.com/Fiend4FolIows/status/1453100631229599747

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Still the best romance in AEW:
https://twitter.com/wrestlingleva/status/1454127094707982336

https://twitter.com/PAvalon/status/1454990015457419271

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



https://twitter.com/SirLARIATO/status/1471979853100556289
This is repeated in slow-mo and yet it still doesn't make any sense to me how she pulls that move off.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013




Personally I'm expecting it to be more like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8iHcJwiJys&t=34s

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



https://twitter.com/ReneePaquette/status/1474809768376164357
Can't help but feel like Renee's christmas food was somewhat inspired by Mox' deathmatch weapons.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



sticklefifer posted:

It started with the whistle of a bomb dropping, and at one point they had a pyro cable "shoot" across the arena to the stage. Then the most generic of rock loops, and they added a rapper to it at one point.

Reading this made me look up their theme songs on YouTube, and yeah:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZtroGgkzWk

I literally have no memory of ever hearing this version of their entrance theme, the only one I still remember is Bombshell:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agpi96_Ea2I

Germansimp
May 28, 2013




Needs the actual selfie as well:
https://twitter.com/wrestlingleva/status/1481424968424562691

Germansimp
May 28, 2013




Okay, so Mark is not only cool, calm and collected like dubblo seven, he also cares about wearing at least some proper PPE while operating a chainsaw, just further proving he's the more responsible brother.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Saul Goode posted:

I want to see a wrestling promotion made up of all the biggest gently caress-ups, narcissists and bridge-burners but the show isn't a wrestling show, it's about the booker trying to put the card together and it's filmed like The Office.

Recommend that idea to Court Bauer, MLW is already is used being the last refuge for notorious assholes like Aries, Low-Ki or Teddy Hart.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



DLC Inc posted:

idk much about Jonah but he seems to nonstop bitch about the sanctity of wrestling moves and poo poo constantly, seems like an exhausting motherfucker

It almost feels like he is kissing Ospreay's rear end so much in hopes of getting a spot with United Empire. Not like UE doesn't already have a short, highly athletic beef guy who throws people around like ragdolls.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Hirez posted:

and not Cody but this angle loving rules (no pun intended)


God, that spot was so bad. Anderson was way too close to the corner so Angle had to basically jump straight up instead of fully backwards and drat near decapitates himself on the ropes as he comes down.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Also helps that there hasn't been a new episode of One Piece in weeks because Toei got hacked, and thus Suzuki has been even more pissed off than usual and will happily kill anyone, no matter which fed.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Eddie was just the best at cheating:
https://twitter.com/allan_cheapshot/status/1522973020637339649

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



CombineThresher posted:

He also loves Emi so he'll likely be on his best behavior around her. MiSu seems like a pretty chill guy in general outside the ring.

Outside the arena is probably more like it, because just outside the ring, there's plenty young lions to kill, and no matter how old he gets (if he even ages at all any more), he can't pass up that chance to beat them up.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013




"ONLY" blood thinners and pacemakers, no big deal. Which fed wouldn't want to take him with such small issues?



Then again, I'm fairly certain there has to be at least 1 participant in CMLL's Old Man Tournament that already wrestles with a pacemaker, so they know how to handle those little medical issues.

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Germansimp
May 28, 2013




This should be a pretty good match, also the correct Death Note opening choice.

Dacap posted:

That’s exactly it. It’s a generic ghost kitchen that attaches itself to a celeb brand for different markets. It’s likely it’s the exact same wings as the Khaled ones with different named flavours.

DJ Khaled, the most pathetic guest ever on Hot Ones, has his name put on wings? God, those must be the blandest, unseasoned wings on the planet.

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