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Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
good to see cesaro repping the CSIRO on his gear.

edit: i fucken hate d-bry's haircut

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The Stroker Ace
Feb 7, 2007

Cesaro’s trunks are loving with my eyes man.

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

cesaros tights are amazing

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
cesaro with the 'gently caress your bitrate' trunks

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
corbin has had the king gimmick for 10 years

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Seams posted:

corbin has had the king gimmick for 10 years

Corbin is the Ted Cruz of wrestling

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
whoever's idea it was to mic the pods deserves a raise

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Silly Burrito posted:

Corbin is the Ted Cruz of wrestling

this is an unfavorable comparison but im not sure to who

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

lol sneakily opening the other side of Sami's pod

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

god cesaro rules

AK-47
Jul 10, 2001


cesaro has just the best uppercuts, also sami is selling his rear end off

Lethrom
Jul 12, 2010



I'm surprised Vince hasn't fired Corbin for promoting Dark Order by wearing their colors.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

boxcarhobo posted:

god cesaro rules

went into this assuming they were just going to do KO vs Roman again but i'm wondering if they're setting up another artifical kofi push but this time accelerating it through a single show

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:

boxcarhobo posted:

god cesaro rules

Yes he does, but he's only getting this bi-yearly mini push because he just signed his soul over for 5 more years

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

boxcarhobo posted:

god cesaro rules

yes and so strong

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

boxcarhobo posted:

god cesaro rules

he always has

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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flatluigi posted:

went into this assuming they were just going to do KO vs Roman again but i'm wondering if they're setting up another artifical kofi push but this time accelerating it through a single show

I'd prefer a Bryan win, Bryan beats Roman, Miz cashes in and wins and sets up a WM rematch.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:

Silly Burrito posted:

I'd prefer a Bryan win, Bryan beats Roman, Miz cashes in and wins and sets up a WM rematch.

are you suggesting Miz, the wrestler, should be in the WM Main Event?

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

Silly Burrito posted:

I'd prefer a Bryan win, Bryan beats Roman, Miz cashes in and wins and sets up a WM rematch.

i mean of course bryan would be great also

but this seems to be setting up the whole 'hey please re-sign and we'll actually push you' deal they like to do, for cesaro

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
yay

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

love that sami

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Sami rules lol

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

lol Sami "oh my God!"

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
lol at sami

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
"omg what are you *thud*"

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
sami is too good and pure for this terrible, terrible company

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
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Hirez posted:

are you suggesting Miz, the wrestler, should be in the WM Main Event?

It wouldn't be the main, but yeah.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

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flatluigi posted:

went into this assuming they were just going to do KO vs Roman again but i'm wondering if they're setting up another artifical kofi push but this time accelerating it through a single show

Uso wins and gets the finger poke of doom.

The Stroker Ace
Feb 7, 2007

1glitch0 posted:

Uso wins and gets the finger poke of doom.

I’m legit dreading this.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
You could build a promotion around 3 of the guys in the ring with KO/Sami/Cesaro, but WWE keeps doubling down on Corbin

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
"otherwordly, inhumane action"

it needs to be reiterated every time just how bad the commentary in WWE is

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Hirez posted:

You could build a promotion around 3 of the guys in the ring with KO/Sami/Cesaro, but WWE keeps doubling down on Corbin

It’s a weird halfway effort with Corbin always. Constantly in the main event, but never is “the guy”. They’ll give him secondary accolades like KOTR and MITB but never pull the trigger on a real title. I think he was US champion once?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Either Bryan wins and he gets an excuse for losing to Roman with the bad leg, or Cesaro wins and gets the excuse for being the first guy in

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

Cesaro owns

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

hi im not gonna watch this but in the world is the point of booking the chamber winner into having their title match on the same drat night

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

Oh Snapple! posted:

hi im not gonna watch this but in the world is the point of booking the chamber winner into having their title match on the same drat night

- cesaro wins the title but loses it immediately tomorrow
- uso wins and fingerpoke of dooms in the match v roman

misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008
v exciting to find out who is going to lose to Roman Reigns tbh

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

dammit use

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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

they will never, ever do anything with cesaro

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