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"The art was developed as a necessity to acquire forbidden objects" Police: Okay but you still can't break into peoples houses and steal their PS5s
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2021 18:28 |
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# ¿ May 20, 2024 16:48 |
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I noticed on your resume you have mastered something called "The Art of the Stream" under personal achievements, can you help us understand that? "I'm not at liberty to discuss the complexities of the martial art, but let's just say I'm the last person you want to pick a fight with in a public restroom"
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2021 18:33 |
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"You'll give me your wallet if you want to live, punk!" I cower and reach around to my back pocket with my right hand. The barest glimmer of a smirk crosses my lips as I feel my hand touch the plastic snaps that are the only thing between this idiot and the violent rampage that awaits him when I unclip my fanny pack and wield it like nunchucks as I have trained countless times.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2021 18:37 |