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Aggressively throwing open saloon doors, scanning the room through squinted eyes, and just leaving.
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Feb 28, 2021 21:40
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Bright Bart posted:Having trouble deciding if this is high-stakes, low-stakes, or high-stakes over something erstwhile low-stakes. It's messing with me. Clem is the stubborn sort. He spit terbaccy on my boots the last time I had a word with him about his shady business practices, and he and i have had more than a few tussles over the years. we're old pals but he don't take kindly to folks tellin him what to do. his manners seem to improve a bit when confronted with a feller wearing a tin star and a couple pounds of iron on his hip. he's a good fella, just a bit of an rear end in a top hat. I gotta be gettin' on down the trail. Shaky Joe is complaining that old man Jameson has been grazing his cattle on his land again. I've told that old coot a dozen times not to cross those fences but he ain't been quite right since he got back from Antietam. |
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Feb 28, 2021 21:42
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Smith and Wesson are just actual people who are really good at social diplomacy
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Feb 28, 2021 22:02
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a brash newcomer has one too many whiskies at the saloon. a little too loudly, he proclaims that ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny. the room goes dead silent. "them's fighting words, mister," says a grizzled old-timer from beneath a ten-gallon hat. there is a series of ominous *thunks* as biology textbooks are whipped out and slapped onto tabletops.
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Feb 28, 2021 22:10
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This Town 'Aint Big Enough Conservatories & Extensions |
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Feb 28, 2021 22:11
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if you really want to get someones goat, re-rear end their chaps
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Feb 28, 2021 22:12
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ordering a mock sasparilli
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Feb 28, 2021 22:49
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The ol' airhorn under the horseshoe usually gets a reaction. |
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Feb 28, 2021 23:58
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I reckon ol' landbiscuit here is gettin' past his prime. just can't see him hackin' it at this year's races. well landbiscuit ol' boy *affectionate scratch* it's about time you were set out for stud, what do you think about that? *landbiscuit continues gliding slowly towards a nearby blade of grass, leaving a glistening trail*
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Mar 1, 2021 00:28
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*is jolly rotund man who works at the general store* Well Clara I must apologize. The warehouse in Topeka takes about 2 weeks to restock us. If you really need another bottle of Dr. Klein's magical nerve tonic you can see if old widow hammersmith will part with one of hers. She buys a case drat near every week. Lord knows what fer, poor Jim's been dead pert near 30 years at this point. Well that's none of my business. Anyhow your total this week comes to 14 cents. You can send Bill around early this evening to pick up his hair jelly and those beaver traps y'all ordered a few weeks back. I think the missus is baking pies today so there's a good chance Bill will be coming home with a treat for the little ones. You run along now I have to go see why I come up short half a barrel of turnips last month. It's either that drat fool Nathan I got working for me on the weekend, or those galldurned moles got back into the root cellar. |
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Mar 1, 2021 01:00
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No steak tonight. Chuck's gone vegetarian |
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Mar 2, 2021 15:07
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It's been a rough couple weeks not gonna lie to ya. Little Joe caught cholera and he's been in the outhouse most of the time for the last few days. I've been making GBS threads in a spittoon. Meemaw got stung by a scorpion, and my neighbor Red got kicked in the head by his old mare Goldilocks. He's gonna be okay I think, but he's been acting a little funny. Doc said all he needs to do is rub sheep manure on the lump on his head for a few days and he'll be right as rain, but the stink is starting to get to his wife. |
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Mar 2, 2021 16:22
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The town undertaker has been working around the clock building coffins. He sure does take Vampire: the Masquerade LARPing seriously! |
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Mar 2, 2021 19:23
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Riding my horse gently, then putting him away only after a good brushing down. |
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Mar 3, 2021 02:22
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adding a cup of pidgeon peas to the stewbeans for a pleasing color contrast
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Mar 3, 2021 04:02
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Spittin' in my own personal spittoon at home.
https://giant.gfycat.com/sillyremorsefuldipper.webm |
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Mar 3, 2021 06:11
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wearing chaps that are just the butt
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Mar 3, 2021 15:30
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dropped my pistol into the shitter hole trying to undo the rear end flap on my pajamas. last time I went to the shitter without my gun I got rabies from the family of raccoons that live in there. Now they're armed. poo poo. |
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Mar 3, 2021 15:53
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Just tootin. No rootin. |
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Mar 3, 2021 16:10
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putting the sass in sasparilla 
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Mar 3, 2021 18:21
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Gramps posted:dropped my pistol into the shitter hole trying to undo the rear end flap on my pajamas. last time I went to the shitter without my gun I got rabies from the family of raccoons that live in there. Now they're armed. poo poo. gramps these antics are mighty high stakes indeed crimes |
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Mar 3, 2021 18:52
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"Get along, little dogies," I whisper, putting seven two week old pups in the play pen for their first away-from-mom romp. |
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Mar 3, 2021 18:57
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:gramps these antics are mighty high stakes indeed naw i've had rabies like 10 times, and coons can't shoot for poo poo. meemaw is a bigger threat, especially if I'm late for supper |
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Mar 3, 2021 22:26
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The fastest draw in the west, and rather decent in watercolor. |
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Mar 3, 2021 23:56
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I was showing missy mae how I can twirl my pistols and i fell in the horse trough |
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Mar 6, 2021 05:45
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cattle rustling...but only their jimmies 
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Mar 6, 2021 05:46
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grabbed the wrong bandana before I robbed the stagecoach now there's a 500 dollar bounty out for the booger bandit |
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Mar 6, 2021 18:36
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tipping over an occupied outhouse in 1870, mistakenly thinking they work like modern portashitters |
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Mar 6, 2021 20:26
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holdin' 'em when I shoulda folded 'em |
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Mar 8, 2021 01:50
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Keepin' snacks in my boot |
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Mar 8, 2021 12:11
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RickRogers posted:Keepin' snacks in my boot Ah, you have your goon approved Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes. |
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Mar 8, 2021 14:02
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There's a snake in my boot Hope it's comfy in there |
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Mar 8, 2021 16:13
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RickRogers posted:Keepin' snacks in my boot Achtane posted:There's a snake in my boot 
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update: the snake has eaten all my snacks and now it's asleep and i want to put my boots on but i don't wanna waki up the snake, it looks so cozy update: my new name in town is "one-boot dan"
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Mar 8, 2021 18:45
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Doin' some gardnin' and -owweeeee......! There's a rake in my boot |
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Mar 8, 2021 19:24
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Still hankerin' fer a sarsaparilla |
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Mar 9, 2021 05:12
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Using Hoss's bolo tie as a lanyard |
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Mar 9, 2021 18:07
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saddle swappin' |
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Mar 9, 2021 19:48
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A hootin' and a hollerin' into a pillow. Reeeeal considerate of the neighbors like. |
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