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Dukes Mayo Clinic
me and my horse Dan cross the barren wastes with an ample supply of water. cool, clear water. no one hassles us.

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Horrible Butts
‘Round these parts Doc Holiday is simply the thirtieth day in March.

https://giant.gfycat.com/sillyremorsefuldipper.webm
Thank you Prof. Crocodile for the fun festive winter sig!
Arcane gob born of Khanstant's goblin gumball machine!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Hootin' but not hollerin'

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Maybe playin a little joke on my buddy Earl by shakin one of them muh-rah-cuhs behind him when he's saddlin up his horse so he thinks he's about to get bit

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
sewing weed seeds along all 6 beams. someday you'll say thankee :clint:





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

nut

if y’all need me I’ll be down by the ol watering hole *puts hand up to cover whisper* I mean the bathroom heh

Jaguars!


Signing up ole prospector Pete for mining claim #42069

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
switching a lady's parasol with an umbrella when she isn't looking

Dip Viscous


sugar in a horse's gas tank

take the moon

by sebmojo

Horrible Butts posted:

‘Round these parts Doc Holiday is simply the thirtieth day in March.

lol

talkout at the hey are you ok corral

everyone leaves feeling better about themselves

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Escape From Noise

Cow tipping. I usually go with 20% unless the service was above and beyond.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Prof. Crocodile

Nexein posted:

Aggressively throwing open saloon doors, scanning the room through squinted eyes, and just leaving.

Dukes Mayo Clinic
The saloon doors swing open with an ominous creak. Quickdraw McGee stands silhouetted in the doorway. His hands blur and the stunned patrons gasp as he oils the hinges with legendary precision.

He nods to the barkeep and spins on his heel to depart. The doors close silently behind him as he leaves.

Escape From Noise

Challenging the piano player to a piannee off

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
checking the daily sunset time in Farmers' Almanac in case you need to ride off into it

VideoTapir

He'll tire eventually.

Buttchocks posted:

Circuit court judge rides into town for the hoop-spinnin' contest.

is he judging, participating, or just spectating?

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood

I Shot The Serif posted:

holdin' 'em when I shoulda folded 'em

buddy we all been there for certain

crimes

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.

VideoTapir posted:

is he judging, participating, or just spectating?

Depends how organized the league is, and how desperate the judge is for something to pass the time.

VideoTapir

He'll tire eventually.
When it's six to midnight and you're hungry and your throat is dry
You better drink your drink and stuff your mouth
If you don't don't eat something fast, don't know how long you'll last
Go ahead
Drink then eat some bread

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Coming up with the Million and ONEth way to die in the west...

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Comfy Fleece Sweater

You see, but you do not observe.

I’ll be your huckleberry

Or any kind of berry you prefer, they’re all great, lots of good nutrients!

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Thinkin' about those beans while letting my gaze drift off into the sunset

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

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