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- Mouse Rustlin' - Tumbleweed Rasslin' - Wheat stalk chawin' - Hoedown at the OK Corral - Boot Disrespectin' When you and your other cowpokes stands by a fountain and presses your thumb against the spigot such that the drinker is inconveniently wettened, that's a Bubbler Drublin'. |
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paula cole traveling back in time in order to prevent johnny cash from writing Mommas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys. that feels pretty high stakes but no ohter thoughts in my head rn. Buttchocks posted:Patronizing the heck out of the general store penny candy jar, then headin' down to the saloon and flautin' a handful of horehound drops to make Ol' Piano Joe jealous. lmao crimes |
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Feb 27, 2021 15:29
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me and the other cowpokes gathered in conference room yeehaw, trying to groupthink a gender neutral version of "*tips hat* ma'am."
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Feb 27, 2021 18:49
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workshopping some country-fried wisdom down at the Open Holler.
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Feb 27, 2021 21:52
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a stampede but with miniature cows so the most injured you get is lightly bruised
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Feb 27, 2021 22:06
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doing up a cowboy bbq but on a lil hibachi grill using tiny strips of samgyupsal you turn with a big ole pair of tongs
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Feb 27, 2021 22:40
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adding a cup of pidgeon peas to the stewbeans for a pleasing color contrast
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Mar 3, 2021 04:02
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Gramps posted:dropped my pistol into the shitter hole trying to undo the rear end flap on my pajamas. last time I went to the shitter without my gun I got rabies from the family of raccoons that live in there. Now they're armed. poo poo. gramps these antics are mighty high stakes indeed crimes |
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I Shot The Serif posted:holdin' 'em when I shoulda folded 'em buddy we all been there for certain crimes |
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