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put one of those diarrhea cruise ships to good use and host the foot-ball tourné on it imo
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Bobby Deluxe posted:come out ye black and pontans little bible times dug hehe
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MikeCrotch posted:It's also because the Tory party has way fewer members right now - the way you get influence is by being a big donor, not being in the party structure. the WI remains effectively a dormant tory paramilitary organisation imo they'd have taken to the streets if corbyn had got in Mebh posted:Wonder if I should still put jedi as my religion on the census. Seems a bit naff now. tat would be uber rAnDoM m8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Thee Traditionale ſcientist Lateſt tranſmutation newſ Leeches: keye to the cure for plague?
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crazyvanman posted:Has anyone ever done a thing where they compare the cost of those celebrations/heroes/whatever tins and boxes with actually just buying chocolate? p sure take a break that's life chat magazines do that every week
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those magazines have more integrity than the guardian at this point imo
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uuuuugh uuugh ugh i'b keeyuh stawbuh i agreh wuth thuh gubarmunt aaaraghhahgh wut uggs uuuughhhgugh  lol that's my rory-bremner-esque impersonation-based political satire i hope yous enjoy it
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idk who glen greenwald is  i think i would have poo poo my pants if i'd seen that boat
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I was in Asdurs yesterday evening after work and there was gently caress all fruit and veg like closing time on christmas eve empty, maybe even worse than that i honestly fear this year that people in NI might have to eat just tinned carrots, which imo bear only a vague resemblance to normal carrots how do they even find ones that small
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tinned strawberries, dear oh dear  how did that remain a thing spending years in the dark in syrup is a terrible fate for a strawberry possibly even centuries if it's put in a bunker or whatever and forgotten about crispix fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Mar 5, 2021 |
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the frigging council here has removed all the bottle banks and put up signs where they were telling people to put out their bottles for collection  the bucket thing they gave out about 10 years ago isn't anything like big enough for someone who goes through phases of drinking quite a lot of ale and i'm a private person, i don't want my neighbours judging me for e.g. buying the big jars of pasta sauce from asda to make a savings
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Mar 5, 2021 15:32
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Mar 5, 2021 15:35
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graffiti here is very serious business that's tantamount to a fatwa
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Mar 5, 2021 16:30
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starmer was on tv today and it is obvious someone has told him that he needs to smile when he's talking but like gordon brown he is not someone who is accustomed to smiling so it's just a psychopathic rictus
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i've never been able to forget that clarissa dickson-wright said she had it off with an MP in the house of commons when she was an alcie
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lol we've left the EU for lolz gotta hand it to us, we're a shithouse of a country
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the anti-social child who puts his coat hood over his head like a cape, and runs at the other children with a stick with dog poo on the end of it of a country
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my childhood best friend was a cantonese immigrant made friends because my P1 teacher took me to be the most accommodating boy (would in later life be identified as "gay") and sat him beside me one of the most vivid childhood memories i have is when we were play fighting near an electrical transformer that was fenced off by what looked like a boxing ring but with metal wires instad of ropes (and concrete pillars instead of... turnstiles?) and a grown man came along and goaded me on to give him a good kicking, calling him "wee chinky china man" i must have been 5 years old and he 6 but i knew something was awfully wrong and so did he we just went back to my garden and played with star wars figures in the sand pit never mentioned it again, but i do wonder if he remembers it too
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i do wonder though if people are born thick or like, if i hadn't had him as such a close friend, and also had a cousin who is half black, would i have been a thick racist brexit moron too?
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i should say the electrical transformer was encaged in a huge spikey fenced enclosure, at the centre of the aforementioned fenced off area it hummed like maybe 200 bees i'll maybe go there and take pictures for yous
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yeah that's not perceptive, that's being a dick
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no poo poo the bed, did you? i didn't
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Failed Imagineer posted:I didn't really have much exposure to people who weren't generically white Irish until my late teens and I still ended up relatively normal. Probably took a little too long to realise that the "ironic" racist posting style of the early 00s was just racism tho i went on a "cross-community" school trip when i was ten or so. we were paired with a catholic school in tyrone and i was buddied up with three boys from there. we were in a hotel car park and there was a black man putting stuff in his car boot and they stood there staring at him with their mouths open lol 
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also that ironic racism hasn't gone away, i still see people doing it i think they're still making family guy for one thing and it was loving full of it
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for years there has been someone regularly dumping whiskey and beer bottles by the roads around here secret drinker imo if i caught them i would just pummel them
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therattle posted:There’s a dog-poo-bag dropper on our street. We’ve put up posters but it’s continued. I think we’ve just identified the culprit though. I want to round up a posse. a poosse!!!!!!!!!! more like!! https://i.imgur.com/8iUcSjG.mp4 simulation of the timeline where dommie cummies's ideas went unchallenged crispix fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Mar 6, 2021 |
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there has been an ice cream van going around here for weeks now and like, is that legal lol
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the icy man on our estate when i was wee looked like the angry ginger bloke on the Guess Who board  alfred
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my ma had a skip outside hers when she was having a big clear out a few years ago and some oval office dumped a fridge in it in the middle of the night
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rory stewart, with his face like a satanic ventriloquist's dummy
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my ma got her wooden garden table and chairs off a loyalist bonfire years ago lol
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Ash Crimson posted:Love a moist glans, personally yeah i'm not saying it's good, just they do a lot more of it
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my dentist retired last year and i found out he was 60, there was no way i'd have taken him for over 50 even wore trendy trainers with his scrubs and everything
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Lungboy posted:Yeah they circumcise as a matter of course in the US, although I don't know if it's a state by state thing or everywhere. Non-medical circumcision is some nasty poo poo, very little difference to FGM which is rightly deemed abhorrent yet this ....isn't. yeah my american ex was circumcised "just because". it's very much the norm in the mid-west from what i've gathered. he's from ohio and he was not exactly chaste in his college days but mine was the first foreskin he'd encountered lol
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