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Cornfans sure have a type, drat
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Sounds like somebody should have grabbed a banana for breakfast
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Mar 28, 2024 14:51
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Jizz lane of yospos
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Mar 28, 2024 14:52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HktV2yGtLv8
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Mar 28, 2024 14:55
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Vince should release the corny banana tape. I'm sure he has it.
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Mar 28, 2024 16:27
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cue up the audio clip of Cornette calling muslims cave people. Boy that sure is progressive.
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Mar 28, 2024 17:39
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cornie has the mindset of a teenager that discovered atheism for the first time but he's a 62 year old man
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Goblin Queen posted:Sounds like somebody should have grabbed a banana for breakfast They did. It's mushy now and they have to go home to change.
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coconono posted:cue up the audio clip of Cornette calling muslims cave people. Boy that sure is progressive. As is calling a wrestler you dislike a homosexual and a pedophile for the crime of not being a cracker rear end honky shitkicker toxic masculinity dude like cornette
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Mar 28, 2024 19:06
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I thought it was the ring announcer he called a pedophile. Either way, it’s funny when he goes “gee golly, I don’t know why they don’t like me”
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Mar 29, 2024 00:14
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coconono posted:I thought it was the ring announcer he called a pedophile. Either way, it’s funny when he goes “gee golly, I don’t know why they don’t like me” He has called Kenny everything under the sun for the crime of not being the sort of person cornette personally likes and approves of Evidence for these claims has ranged from him obviously being in a relationship with Riho to obviously being in a relationship with hikaru shida to obviously being in a relationship with kota ibushi to obviously being in a relationship with Tony khan
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Mar 29, 2024 00:18
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He's definitely called Kenny Omega a pedophile before for wrestling "Japanese Schoolgirls"
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Mar 29, 2024 00:21
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Drakkel posted:He's definitely called Kenny Omega a pedophile before for wrestling "Japanese Schoolgirls" Oh yes, he was obviously in a relationship with Haruka, forgot about that too
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Mar 29, 2024 00:23
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rotinaj posted:obviously being in a relationship with kota ibushi Even a broken corn is right twice a day I guess
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Mar 29, 2024 00:40
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my kink is also using my position as head of ovw to force students to gently caress my wife infront of me dont get judgy with me now
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Mar 29, 2024 00:42
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I wasn't kink shaming Jim one of my friends used to do that with her clients and the banana guy is one of her best stories. (Was not Jim Cornette, sorry.) It's actually really cool he kept the video like an idiot and helped his ex wife in the divorce. https://twitter.com/NotThatTomGreen/status/1773506635090067684
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Mar 29, 2024 01:58
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gently caress yeah bring corny to raw and have him manage punk Accelerationism hell yeah Edit: punk w cornette vs Roman w heyman in the ultimate challenge of poo poo I will not watch
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Mar 29, 2024 02:05
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his hatred for kenny omega is very funny in just how insane it is because kenny omega's crimes are disrespecting the business by doing some goofy poo poo when he was an arrogant heel in japan and lying to cornette to go to a rewards show and the lying part is suspect because kenny was actually injured
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Mar 29, 2024 02:05
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Always forget Jim named his dog Harley Quinn. What a loving geek.
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The Riho poo poo is even stupider when you consider the infamous match was basically him hearing that a kid got upset at a DDT show and he was like “OK, how can we make it up to her?” Nobody, not even Cornette, criticised Triple H for “ruining the business” when he got pinned by that kid with terminal cancer just days before Mania XXX.
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Mar 29, 2024 03:18
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after the plane ride from hell episode of Dark SIde of the Ring, Jim worked his way through multiple mental hoops to try and justify ric flair's behavior and finally decided on he was old so he wasn't attractive to the young women anymore
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Mar 29, 2024 03:28
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TinTower posted:The Riho poo poo is even stupider when you consider the infamous match was basically him hearing that a kid got upset at a DDT show and he was like “OK, how can we make it up to her?” Hunter only jobbed that day because getting his best friends former tag team partner was gonna bury the kid before long
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Mar 29, 2024 03:30
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TinTower posted:The Riho poo poo is even stupider when you consider the infamous match was basically him hearing that a kid got upset at a DDT show and he was like “OK, how can we make it up to her?” Conner needed to pay his dues, brother Had a rocket strapped to him too early and he made the boys in back mad, that’s why they didn’t bring him back for a second run
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:his hatred for kenny omega is very funny in just how insane it is because kenny omega's crimes are disrespecting the business by doing some goofy poo poo when he was an arrogant heel in japan and lying to cornette to go to a rewards show and the lying part is suspect because kenny was actually injured I also liked that one of Cornette's 'insults' to Kenny is 'Kenny Olivier' because he only acts at wrestling but Sir Lawrence Oliver is universally regarded as a brilliant actor so...
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Mar 29, 2024 03:34
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if cornie were back stage during the curtain call he might have pulled a gun out and shot nash, hall, and HHH lol
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:if cornie were back stage during the curtain call he might have pulled a gun out and shot nash, hall, and HHH lol That would require Jim cornette to back up the claims he makes That dog has a lot of bark and I am extremely doubtful about the amount of bite
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I thought Cornette was on the Dark Side of the Ring episode on the Montreal Screwjob and tried to say he thought it up.
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Goblin Queen posted:I thought Cornette was on the Dark Side of the Ring episode on the Montreal Screwjob and tried to say he thought it up. he probably did lol
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dave backed it up because cornie was asking if anyone suspected he was behind it back when it happened. its very funny cornie killed kayfabe in his own hubris
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Mar 29, 2024 04:55
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Dawgstar posted:I also liked that one of Cornette's 'insults' to Kenny is 'Kenny Olivier' because he only acts at wrestling but Sir Lawrence Oliver is universally regarded as a brilliant actor so... its because Kenny is queer and Jim hates that about him, the goal is painting Kenny as a limpwrist, classic southern dipshit homophobia. anyway remember when Jim threw a massive tantrum because Brian the dog from family guy got killed on family guy.
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Mar 29, 2024 04:56
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worked by family guy lol
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and yet brian is back on family guy now...
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:worked by family guy lol 
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Cornette getting worked by Brian Griffin is the second funniest thing to come from wrestling Twitter. The funniest is Brian Alvarez ordering apple juice.
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:its because Kenny is queer and Jim hates that about him, the goal is painting Kenny as a limpwrist, classic southern dipshit homophobia. Um excuse me didn’t he throw such a big tanty that they felt they just had to bring Brian the dog back to make the honky rear end honky on the internet happy I have it on good authority that jimothy cornette has that kind of stroke around these parts
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cornie started working in the business as a loud mouthed teenager and it stunted his mental growth he is forever a stupid teenager. too much wrestling hosed him up... many such cases
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Nevermind the time Jim’s carnie buddy brought Cornette’s unclaimed biracial son on the podcast. Even as a gag that was a wooooof one.
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Erin M. Fiasco posted:Cornette getting worked by Brian Griffin is the second funniest thing to come from wrestling Twitter. The funniest is Brian Alvarez ordering apple juice. Wait what's the apple juice story?
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Elephant Ambush posted:Wait what's the apple juice story? https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/87410769448271873?lang=en https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/769382323087286272?t=VT9l-nPC_V3bBDQoWirvHw&s=19 https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1695715451714576716?t=TM-vXeZ4Km46ZObTbfpEOg&s=19
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