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Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Eat My Fuc posted:

I did this for you.

Cornette begins by gleefully announcing he's "done it again!', brags about trending on twitter which I doubt is true. He says he wants to have the most people ever blocked on twitter, he stammers "because..it's fun." He is really pathetic. He says Miro threatened him with "either physical or sexual assault, i'm not sure". He spends a lot of time talking about Hannah Barbara cartoons. He uses the term "cum dumpster" then immediately says his head is "not in the gutter" like others. He keeps calling Penelope "Slut". Alright I made it 8 minutes I can't do it anymore.

Went ahead and reported the video for hate speech

# ¿ Mar 17, 2021 01:55

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 20:08

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Lamuella posted:

iirc Ric Flair once told Mick Foley to his face that everything he did in the ring was garbage and he'd be in a wheelchair by the time he was thirty.

Well Ric flair is stuck doing commercials for auto repair scammers and Mick is Santa Claus, so I think I know who the real winner is

# ¿ May 3, 2021 01:14

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

I can't wait for Corny to die, then rise from the grave madder than hell after AEW give him a 10 bell salute to open dynamite.

# ¿ May 3, 2021 16:50

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

JR loves Spooktacular matches

# ¿ May 24, 2021 13:13

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Jim Cornett should manage to eat poo poo and die

# ¿ Jul 12, 2021 01:50

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

I feel like AEW doing the in memory thing for Jim would piss his ghost off.

That makes it even better.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2021 03:24

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

"They say All men are created equal, but you Look at Hook, and you look at Alex Marvez and you know that's not true."

Poppa Pump - December, 2021

# ¿ Sep 28, 2021 13:01

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Nothing too sweet about it

# ¿ Oct 4, 2021 03:33

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

The Mummy ride is the best ride at Universal Studios, Orlando Florida. The best show is AEW Dark.

# ¿ Oct 6, 2021 13:15

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Stavros could eat Cornett alive.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2021 13:17

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Destroy My Sweater posted:

"how about instead of roman reigns it's 'blow-man gay-ns' and he's also chinese"

Hell yeah

# ¿ Oct 21, 2021 01:30

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

JUNGLE BOY posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCir...utm_name=iossmf

yikes!

Corny said WHAT!?

# ¿ Jan 13, 2022 20:53

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

BrigadierSensible posted:

I am quoting this post just to say that I like Ethan Page and think he is both personable and handsome.

Also a fine performer. I would love for him to get a championship, but he is most likely better served in the midcard.

Ethan Page has logged in, and buried himself just enough to make us think this isn't his account.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2022 13:30

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Corny fell off

# ¿ Aug 9, 2022 19:17

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

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# ¿ Sep 15, 2022 12:02

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

MassRafTer posted:

Can someone explain who the guy in the photo is and his point of interest to the thread? Is that Brian Last?

That is real Jim Cornette, the guy you see and hear on YouTube is an actor

# ¿ Oct 4, 2022 20:51

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Looks like an epic rereg guy is getting upset that people don't like Jim Crontet in the thread about making fun of Corny

# ¿ Jan 23, 2023 18:08

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Seams posted:

why are there 100 new posts in the cornhole thread

Jim Cornett called in to Bubba the Love Sponge brother

# ¿ Jan 24, 2023 06:44

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Booker T still would have lost for being the wrong color or whatever HHH said

# ¿ Jan 24, 2023 19:57

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

MassRafTer posted:

Seems boring.

Consider your side bread privileges revoked, dude

# ¿ Nov 1, 2023 20:19

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Pnewtis

# ¿ Dec 13, 2023 14:07

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 20:08

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

What's Sam Raimi doing there?

# ¿ Dec 20, 2023 12:48

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