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Raeg: Jul 7, 2008; The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

The minute I realised that Cornette wasn't the genius booker many proclaimed him to be was when he done a DVD fantasy booking how he would have done the WCW Invasion.

Somehow it was even worse than what we got.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 11:47

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 23:36

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Vandar posted:

This one is bad even for Corncob.

https://youtu.be/zU2p5CB0nso

He starts off working with the idea that this is a five hour ppv and it gets worse from there.

Hope you�re ready for Undertaker versus Funk and Big Show/Kane versus the Steiner brothers!

Jesus, I forgot he booked himself in it.

Also he booked Undertaker to win, so you don't even have that joy.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 14:05

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I see we've hit the puppet master defence in conjunction with LISTEN TO MY NEXT PODCAST HEAR ME TALK ABOUT THE WOMAN I CALLED A SLUT. Just a disgusting man.

Question that popped into my head today, what's the biggest gate Jim Cornette has pulled in as a booker?

# ¿ Mar 14, 2021 16:28

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Very fat man is wolf, local Twitter report says.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2021 17:01

Raeg: Jul 7, 2008; The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

If you keep threatening me, I swear, I swear to god that I will continue to say the exact same things about you on my garbage podcast for garbage people.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2021 17:03

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History Comes Inside! posted:

To be unreasonably fair on him, my read on it is that Cornette is offering a war of words (which is why he references Miro learning English), not a fight.

Ah, the Verbal Debate option of Taboo Tuesday

# ¿ Mar 14, 2021 18:17

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Davros1 posted:

Jim's mind can't comprehend that it wasn't the 80s anymore, and that stuff was now lame

This quote could apply 1991 - 2021.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2021 18:08

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Low Desert Punk posted:

this is one of my favorite wrestling vignettes of all time

absolute icons

All Elite Scooby Doo? This conspiracy goes deep.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2021 19:33

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Hoss Corncave posted:

Nah, everyone else is just not smart enough to understand the genius of Undertaker vs Terry Funk because they were too busy thinking up matches no-one wanted to see like Undetaker vs Sting.

I still love he made sure to book himself on the card.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2021 12:06

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Just ribs, harmless ribs.

Almost falling out a plane at 20,000 feet? A merry old jape.

# ¿ May 2, 2021 13:02

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TheKingslayer posted:

Oh yeah, Mr "Fans tried to stab me in the parking lot" or whatever horse poo poo he says.

Please be respectful of the man who thought getting piss batteries thrown at him was a peak life achievement and not assault

# ¿ Sep 3, 2023 13:50

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Vandar posted:

Looking for bad takes on the Corncob subreddit is way too easy but come the gently caress on:

https://reddit.com/r/JimCornette/s/q2MEVjrw06

There�s AT LEAST 100k people that only watch AEW because of Corncob and and and if he stops reviewing the show they�ll stop watching!!

Let me just check his Patreon and...

1/10th of a Deadlock. I see.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2023 08:13

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Vandar posted:

https://twitter.com/EvangelineLing/status/1698154477675508216?s=20

I love the parade of pro-workplace assault fans. Just people who think that's a rad time.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2023 03:35

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16-bit Butt-Head posted:

he said tony kahn is a pussy and should have fired jungle boy because cm punk is the bigger draw and maybe hes right

Doesn't seem like he's right tbh

# ¿ Sep 5, 2023 04:07

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16-bit Butt-Head posted:

he exposed the business punk was within his right to kill him

That's a 1980s mindset, the appropriate punishment these days is no less than three (3) passive aggressive jokes on Being The Elite. Get with the times grandpa.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2023 04:45

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post hole digger posted:

you can get in trouble for posting bad in this forum?

Only for this forums worst offense - thinking something Jim Cornette said was cool and/or good.

# ¿ Sep 6, 2023 05:04

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Have we reached the gently caress around and find out era of backstage assaulters?

No, not the WCW video game, the other kind.

Edit: Does Jim know what legal counsel does in terms of investigating an internal issue? OH NO SHE GATHERED FACTS AND EVIDENCE AND WAS CAUTIOUS ABOUT BRING BACK THE DUDE WHO LITERALLY BIT A GUY.

Oh no, I started trying to logic a Cornette thought and now I am a molten puddle, please send help.

Raeg fucked around with this message at 07:28 on Sep 6, 2023

# ¿ Sep 6, 2023 07:25

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Vandar posted:

According to his cult, Jim 'has inside sources that tell him things the rest of us don't get to know'.

I like to think this is just Andrade making up wild poo poo to further his quest to get fired.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2023 06:54

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Dawgstar posted:

https://twitter.com/ageofthefever/status/1785110462746460588

Thousands of views and dozens of Patreons, he's nailing it!

# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 03:18

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JUNGLE BOY posted:

https://x.com/InvestingMetro/status/1785217427758100500

jim cornette is a tankie

If you ignore the racism, name one time he was racist.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 11:51

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 23:36

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Drakkel posted:

When a guy has a reputation for saying insanely racist stuff so often it's cost him multiple jobs he doesn't really get the luxury of the benefit of the doubt when he does something that looks insanely racist on the surface even if it actually isn't it.

No, the chicken remark was about being hungry you see...

# ¿ May 8, 2024 01:45

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