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JUNGLE BOY posted:https://twitter.com/TheJimCornette/status/1371075639873257479 Lmao I can't believe some of you wanted to kill this thread, this rules.
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Ban guns in America. Not because of the school shootings, just to watch fat fucks all collectively shut the gently caress up overnight.
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Mar 14, 2021 18:45
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MJeff posted:You think he has the reflexes for that? https://twitter.com/dril/status/520734184969867264?s=19
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Mar 14, 2021 18:47
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Who the gently caress is Charlie Haas?
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Mar 16, 2021 21:33
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Looks like Shawn Michaels got on crack
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Mar 16, 2021 23:17
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Jim Cornette blaming Russo for stuff that happened when Russo wasn't there but Cornette was rules.
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Apr 19, 2021 19:14
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They essentially did the Terry Funk Vs Undertaker feud just with Ric Flair instead of Terry. Jim is still dumb as gently caress and way behind the times though.
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May 3, 2021 09:15
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If its not two Greasy southern men fighting over who has the nicer confederate flag it's not his wrestling.
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May 3, 2021 16:36
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Davros1 posted:Funny don't draw money, but the likes of Mike Mondo and The Headbangers do? lol I forgot that Mike Mondo was supposed to be a huge babyface and Jim booked him to sexually assault a woman while making faces like a loony toon.
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May 4, 2021 00:02
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Saul Goode posted:...did Corny just get worked by Matt's on screen character? Corny got worked by a two parter Family Guy episode. He's not the great mind he's been made out to be by... botchamania using his face to say "That's some dumb booking"
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May 4, 2021 00:34
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People think psychology is boring because boring wrestlers claim they're doing psychology.
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May 4, 2021 17:26
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Kenny Omega? He looks like a girl. Now Randy Orton, there's a wrestler you can set your watch to!
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May 24, 2021 21:44
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How do goons not get a grandpa simpson joke idk idk
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May 24, 2021 23:01
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What the gently caress did he think was happening?
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Jun 6, 2021 23:23
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Dawgstar posted:Double post and all but does Cornette know that one of the guys he puts on a giant pedestal is out here liking current wrestling? Ricky Morton is cool, Jim is a hanger on. He'll never address it or he'll make an excuse to not address it.
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Jul 25, 2021 20:58
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Gotta say they did something well if you want to say they hosed it up in a weeks time.
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Aug 22, 2021 09:53
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Lay off the Grapefruit, Bish
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Oct 7, 2021 13:49
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drat Leather face that hook doesn't look like it's bothering her
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Oct 21, 2021 20:39
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Cornette has been well documented saying the problem with today's wrestlers is that they're not loving the women who come to the show and aggressively encouraged wrestlers like Chris Jericho to get out there and gently caress. Combine that with Jim's views on age of consent and...
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Jan 13, 2022 20:58
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Ringo Roadagain posted:Cornett wants wrestling to go back to a time when all the wrestlers were pedophiles Jim wants the world to go back to when he could get an erection without watching someone gently caress his wife, warts and all.
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Jan 13, 2022 21:22
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davidbix posted:Not quite: In a lot of territories, particularly the one (Memphis) where Jim broke in, having regular sex with fans was considered good for business because it would help them draw female fans and drawing female fans led to drawing more young male fans. It wasn't a kayfabe violation thing, but it was still weird and dumb. Are you telling me that the Memphis territory with Jerry Lawler and Randy Savage had a paedophilia problem!?
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Jan 13, 2022 23:08
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Takeshita devistated to hear he won't get to gently caress Jim Cornette's wife.
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May 27, 2022 22:54
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I don't even know if Cornette is in the top ten anymore.
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Jul 12, 2022 19:54
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tbh we should have figured it all out when Jim Cornette's entire gimmick was talking about all the absolutely stupid booking decisions that happened when he was in creative, and somehow he was never responsible for any of it.
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Aug 9, 2022 20:59
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I might be misremembering, but I think I remember hearing on some Raven shoot that Disco hated the disco gimmick even though he wanted to be The Honky Tonk Man and couldn't work out that it was essentially the same gimmick.
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Aug 31, 2022 21:34
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Eugene hits some weird part of my brain where I know its poo poo and offensive, I know it is done in the worst possible taste but I can't help but love him. Not even in an ironic way, something in my head is so hosed that I see this man doing a piss poor Learning difficulty with a Hard R impression and I think "Aw that's nice he's giving it a go" like he's actually got a learning difficulty. I don't like it about me but I can't help but have a soft spot for poorly acted LD's. I even saw an episode of Derek and thought it was okay before I caught myself on and put a stop to that line of thinking.
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Oct 4, 2022 21:26
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I enjoyed Cornette when he was talking about the dumb bullshit that happened when he was booker that totally wasn't anything to do with him.
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Jan 23, 2023 15:20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL5CrxblRDg
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Jan 23, 2023 18:27
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Thread is good, only thing I'd change about it is expanding it to all the old fuckers with Podcasts. I need updates from Russo, Bischoff, Road Dogg and basically anyone who's upset that they've been shown up by an E-Fed booker. If you booked in TNA and have the gall to criticize anyone, I want one convenient thread to dunk on you in.
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Jan 24, 2023 19:54
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I love me some Terry Funk, tho.
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Jan 24, 2023 20:55
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Halloween Jack posted:I mean, I'd buy a ticket to see that card The card itself isn't terrible, the booking to get to that card and the finishes of the matches are loving awful. Give it some tweaks and completely change the build, and it would probably be remembered as one of the better Manias. Off the top of my head I'd make Funk Vs Taker a No DQ and put it in the slot where Flair Vs Taker was at actual Mania 18, Put the Dudley's against the Steiner's instead of the Road Warriors and add some tables, Swap out Bigelow for DDP (Lesner is green as gently caress so DDP laying everything out would probably make for a good match like it did with Goldberg), add in Trish Stratus Vs Medusa, Kane/Show can face Hall/Nash in some bullshit 7 minute affair where X-Pac does a run in, swap the Hardy's and Edge and Christian, Sting Vs The Rock for the belt and make Austin/McMahon Vs Hogan/Flair for the control of the company, McMahon and Hogan betray both of their partners and Vince pins Flair and Hogan gives McMahon an NWO shirt. And then Raven comes out and gives them both The Evenflow CAW CAW CAW EC-DUB
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Jan 24, 2023 21:54
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MassRafTer posted:
Look at this man who doesn't want to see Terry Funk scream "MY EYE" as Taker spits some chew in it.
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Jan 24, 2023 22:01
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Defences of Jim Cornette are the thing that made this thread fun. Otherwise it's just keeping track of an irrelevant Bigot and his neckbeard army who care too much about the Purity of wrestling from when they were children.
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Mar 15, 2023 12:14
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TV Zombie posted:He’s now moving past the Bucks and to other AEW people I knew it was a woman's fault. Even when it was all men fighting each other I knew it was a woman.
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Sep 5, 2023 17:21
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flashy_mcflash posted:"Stolen Valor" John Cena would've been such a based gimmick I always thought that was his gimmick, it just came in just as the Iraq war was obviously going to poo poo and he turned up like Mayor Quimby with a bag full of pre whacked snakes.
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Oct 20, 2023 16:20
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They're not going to gently caress your wife, Jim.
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Nov 23, 2023 22:46
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:he's right Counter Point: No he isn't.
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Nov 24, 2023 00:13
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"I kept on asking what we were doing with Cait Sith that night and all Kazushige Nojima and Yoshinori Kitase could talk about was how tight Tifa's dress should be at the Bee hut"
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CombineThresher posted:Corny's repeated insistence that Matt Morgan was the next big thing always made me laugh. 7 feet tall or not, that dude sucked. Matt Morgan, 8 years into his career as a Pro Wrestler, still being called a Blue chipper was a bit that always made me laugh.
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