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JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Wow good job exposing them Corny, now everyone is gonna know wrestling is fake

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JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Lid posted:

This is meta, a self avowed member of the Cult of Cornette who has quit wrestling but is thinking of quitting Cornette too necause all he talks about is AEW now.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Batboy1987

Pinned tweet lol

https://twitter.com/Batboy1987/status/1127997822421426180?s=20

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://twitter.com/TheJimCornette/status/1371075639873257479

"What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..."

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

corny bad

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://twitter.com/AndreasHale/status/1383490714663743493?s=20

ah geez

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


Oh my god the loving irony of Cornette’s tweet

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

#ThankYouJimCornette

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://twitter.com/murphburner/status/1413724536764260354?s=20

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Mulaney Power Move posted:

didnt cornette once dome and old lady with his tennis racket

He watched his old lady dome someone else

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

we got the internet who needs that old piece of poo poo

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


https://twitter.com/joinjeremy/status/1418183046872895491?s=20

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://twitter.com/joinjeremy/status/1418181523765927936?s=20

"this will be the end of AEW" says increasingly nervous cornpilled dork for the 70th time this year

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

i cant even imagine what the lives of the pearl clutching, snitch tagging, 50 year old men who worship him are like

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

RealFoxy posted:

The Libraries tweet was 8 years ago

Never forgive
Never forget

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

Need a summary from a brave poster

Going by the pic they finally put him in the old folks home but they only show him wrestling he doesn’t like

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

He didn’t watch either women’s match I wonder why that is

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Renaissance Spam posted:

Yeah see Fenix hit the Bucks with his knees and elbows so they got the brunt of the damage; Penta was in the middle so sure he got hit with a cross body but the bucks took the majority of the impact he just absorbed momentum.

this was my legitimate head canon

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

rotinaj posted:

I'd prefer if the next time I see Jim Cornette on AEW TV is in a number of years when he gets an in memoriam graphic

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCir...utm_name=iossmf


yikes!

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

TV Zombie posted:

What was the banana pudding thumbnail in reference to?

Jim Cornette’s brain haha jk

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

You gotta hand it to Jim Cornette

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://twitter.com/connorelci/status/1564643022599770112?s=21&t=iZAfi9NJU7-Hc7okaqxoCQ

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Why does one of these freaks surface every few months like an awakened sleeper agent

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

FullMetalJackoff posted:

Thanks for making GBS threads on my work.

i loved it

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

i thought it was really humanizing when jim cornette said he hoped that Orange Cassidy would catch his feet on the ropes during a suicide dive, but he wasn't sure if he "would like to see his neck go sideways or just have his brains spill out"

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

edogawa rando posted:

Coming into my Cornman quarantine thread to espouse one's love for him is quite the mood.

Please remember that getting upset every time someone isn’t fair to Jim Cornette isn’t parasocial behavior though. That’s what other people do when they think it’s bad to wish people in the sport get hurt

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Dying to know what the “show made by incels” is, you should have told us you had a podcast. (Jk just doing an OTT comedy bit)

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Can you just do the thing you’ve already done like a dozen times in various threads where after you say a bunch of bad faith poo poo you cry about us all being meanies and stomp your feet and declare you’re the bigger person and are leaving

You already did it yesterday what changed

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

The Hausu Usher posted:

https://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/wwe/was-chaysn-rance-ring-used-on-the-last-aew-ppv-5-14-21

Apologies, no confirmation that he is buddies with anyone in the Elite faction. I'm conflating the story with another where he appeared on a Kenny Omega booked show at a videogame event, but looked that up and Omega says it's just because he gave the ring crew a dark match as a reward for helping out (and Rance was part of the ring crew). I'll take that back, didn't mean to get into the weeds with it and glad to be corrected.

edit: Here she is second from the left.


Digging up something that tries to connect the AEW ring tech to a pedo because ???

truly living up to the CAnon thread title

Cavauro posted:

please don't be concerned. all of the posts defending jim from the bad people are going to be edited years later to say they were a joke

lol

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

And yet you watch other content on the YouTube platform, curious

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

bloodysabbath posted:

I’m gonna break corny quarantine (cornytine?) to say that I am very glad that Mark Briscoe will be allowed on AEW TV and will be allowed to wrestle and honor his brother.

Tony must have gone hard at the brass, I’m envisioning a full LBJ Treatment fueled by the best cocaine in the world.

That should be a nice tribute, who is he wrestling?

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


What a dipshit, he implies that the morons he encouraged to try to doxx someone probably changed their minds despite his idiot fans just doxxing random WBD employees

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

The Hausu Usher posted:

(right click - unmute)

https://i.imgur.com/4198ZLc.mp4

"Oh and by the way, if it was Tony or whoever else stood up. Or if it was the fans just by popular demand or whatever. *cheering noises* Or the wrestlers, everybody".

quote:

and i saw a bunch of tweets when I got up this morning from people tagging the various Warner Brother TBS accounts and by the way we've mentioned on the experience i've had dozens and dozens of people tweet or email saying that's the no good son of a bitch and of course it's all different names but do you think they finally got tired of fielding all these angry tweets from wrestling fans and I assume emails

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

he told his listeners to find out who it was and then they started harassing random WBD employees and wink wink maybe that helped wink wink

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://twitter.com/LightMatane/status/1635469743778938881?s=20

It gets much worse as he invokes Hana Kimura to make a point about Riho


Too bad that brainless poster from earlier in the thread probably missed this episode because he was listening to “Nicest Things Cornette Has Said Compilation 😍😍”

JUNGLE BOY fucked around with this message at 14:26 on Mar 14, 2023

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

shut the gently caress up idiot

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

The term “brainless” is so much more harmful than anything Jim Cornette has said. Because you would literally die without a brain, so in a way you’re kind of wishing death on someone else. So much for being tolerant :(

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JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

The Hausu Usher posted:

This kind of comment is just so silly and needless. If you didn't want me to :justpost: then don't bring me up, block me, just anything other than this weird poo poo.

I didn’t mention you by name. I’ve sparred with several Cornette Stans during this thread and you self selected for the “brainless” comment.

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