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They can't see me. They can't see me because I'm at the outskirts of the bayou along the swampside in my ghillie suit made fresh out of festering bog sewage, my binoculars trained on that fat gator rear end. The folks down at the honkey tonk ain't gonna believe this.
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Stoner Sloth posted:understandable really, you could easily stub a toe with a pair of crocodiles strapped to your feet Botas tribaleras with the gator snouts pried up towards the kneecaps, ready to dance to some cumbia. ---------------- |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Cats will wait a day or two after you've died to eat your body. Gators don't have that kind of time to waste. Gators will kiss your body and anoint it with oil before the meal, they will then utter a catechism around the dinner table and wait for correct responses before continuing onto their meal. ---------------- |
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