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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > I really like gators
 
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Elmnt80


 They're super chill and curious. Please share your favorite gator pics with me.
* # ¿ Mar 7, 2021 22:30
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 06:51
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Elmnt80


 Any large reptile is bad at driving cars. Gators would be much happier chilling in the back seat watching the other cars go by.



This is easier when they are smol though.
* # ¿ Mar 7, 2021 23:06
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Elmnt80

Stoner Sloth posted:

well then here is some pics of Cassius, the largest saltwater crocodile currently in captivity





he was caught in 1987 because he was causing problems in the Finis river in the northern territory (attacking boats and biting outboard motors off them), and probably ate at least one person

he's about 18 feet long, weighs more than a ton and is estimated to be a venerable 114 years old. he is in pretty good shape for his age - albeit he's missing part of the tip of his snout and one of his front legs

Cassius resides at Marineland Melanesia on Green Island off the coast of Queensland and apparently on his 110th birthday they gave him a 20 kilogram meat 'cake' that took him under 30 seconds to devour whole

apparently he's pretty popular with the lady crocs and also known for being very calculating and clever - often moving slowly to catch people off guard despite the fact that he's still capable of pretty terrifying bursts of speed and power

I wanna boop his gigantic snoot. :kimchi:

Also, I have yet to eat gator despite it being readily available around me. I can confirm that it is reported to be delicious when cooked properly.

* # ¿ Mar 9, 2021 02:28
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Achtane posted:

I love gators n crocs n gharials too!
Apparently there are dwarf caimans that only grow to be 5 feet......hmm.
New pet time.

Almost forgot about this, heck yeah gator buddy. :c00lbutt:

* # ¿ Mar 9, 2021 04:52
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