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Stoner Sloth

Elmnt80 posted:

They're super chill and curious. Please share your favorite gator pics with me.

how do you feel about crocs mate?







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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I know they're frowned upon as footwear but...eh

understandable really, you could easily stub a toe with a pair of crocodiles strapped to your feet







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Achtane posted:

I love gators n crocs n gharials too!
Apparently there are dwarf caimans that only grow to be 5 feet......hmm.
New pet time.

well then here is some pics of Cassius, the largest saltwater crocodile currently in captivity





he was caught in 1987 because he was causing problems in the Finis river in the northern territory (attacking boats and biting outboard motors off them), and probably ate at least one person

he's about 18 feet long, weighs more than a ton and is estimated to be a venerable 114 years old. he is in pretty good shape for his age - albeit he's missing part of the tip of his snout and one of his front legs

Cassius resides at Marineland Melanesia on Green Island off the coast of Queensland and apparently on his 110th birthday they gave him a 20 kilogram meat 'cake' that took him under 30 seconds to devour whole

apparently he's pretty popular with the lady crocs and also known for being very calculating and clever - often moving slowly to catch people off guard despite the fact that he's still capable of pretty terrifying bursts of speed and power







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Stoner Sloth



found another good picture of old mate Cassius that gives a good impression of the size of this fella

in conclusion gators, crocodiles and other crocodilians are p rad imo too OP







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RickRogers posted:

Not that I am doubting the abilities of the two men in the picture; but why are they not very very dead?

a few things there - firstly Cassius is in a position that they'd have enough time to get well back if he got it into his head to eat one of them

secondly the older guy has been looking after him since 1987 - still doesn't trust him (which is probably why he is still alive and intact lol) but knows him pretty well and how he'll react

and mostly Cassius is really well fed!







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