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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > Post your disgusting fetishes ITT
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Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Convincing beautiful girls to take off their Crocs

* # ? Mar 8, 2021 21:05
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Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Stuck in line at the DMV with beautiful women

* # ? Mar 8, 2021 21:05
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Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Gorgeous hacker woman erases my Runescape account

* # ? Mar 8, 2021 21:06
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Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Getting lost in a wheat field

* # ? Mar 8, 2021 21:06
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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
getting a b- on an open-note quiz about fucken





-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!
* # ? Mar 8, 2021 21:09
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AARD VARKMAN
 having women compliment me on my order at restaurants

* # ? Mar 8, 2021 21:14
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Nexein

"Donuts of
Champions"
Posting

https://giant.gfycat.com/FragrantGorgeousLeech.mp4
Spring masterpiece courtesy of Prof. Crocodile, thanks!

* # ? Mar 8, 2021 21:15
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nut

 stopping the microwave when there was just a second left

* # ? Mar 8, 2021 21:38
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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

nut posted:

stopping the microwave when there was just a second left

...and hitting the clear button so the current time of day is displayed!?

:ohdear:

* # ? Mar 8, 2021 21:48
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Stoner Sloth

Nexein posted:

Posting







sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

* # ? Mar 8, 2021 21:49
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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
counting out my tip in stacks of pennies before my food arrives and making sure the waitstaff know when and why I remove some in response to their poor service

* # ? Mar 8, 2021 21:50
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 i've developed a really powerful attachment to women thinking i'm funny. shameful, i know.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Mar 8, 2021 21:57
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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

 a beautiful woman who is able to stifle their laughter at the utterance of the phrase "i'm horny"

* # ? Mar 8, 2021 21:59
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mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
cookies


thanks Manifisto!

* # ? Mar 8, 2021 22:15
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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Drawing a perfect circle freehand.

* # ? Mar 8, 2021 22:21
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Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Beautiful woman tells me i have to mop my hardwood floors instead of just vacuuming them, lip pursed

* # ? Mar 8, 2021 22:39
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Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Bathtub full of vegemite

* # ? Mar 8, 2021 22:39
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AARD VARKMAN
 vegemite tub full of bath water

* # ? Mar 8, 2021 22:40
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AARD VARKMAN
 bathtub full of one beautiful woman winking at me

* # ? Mar 8, 2021 22:42
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 being reminded to shave



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Mar 8, 2021 22:49
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mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
naked lady's


thanks Manifisto!

* # ? Mar 8, 2021 22:55
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 when a suitor lends me a book, it DRIVES ME WILD



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Mar 8, 2021 22:56
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Gramps


 Using my moustache as a paintbrush to paint pictures of nekkid ladies

Gramps fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Mar 9, 2021
* # ? Mar 8, 2021 23:01
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Gramps

Nexein posted:

Posting

Gramps fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Mar 9, 2021
* # ? Mar 8, 2021 23:01
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Gramps

Gramps posted:

Using my moustache as a paintbrush to paint pictures of nekkid ladies

Self quotes and triple posts

Gramps fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Mar 8, 2021


Sig by Heather Papps

* # ? Mar 8, 2021 23:02
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Manifisto


 giving a scantily clad woman a garnish of chopped parsley but pretending it's cilantro


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Mar 8, 2021 23:03
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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

 you know how someone can be described as a man's man but in this case it's a lady's lady but she's also very beautiful

* # ? Mar 8, 2021 23:04
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

minecraft_holmes posted:

naked lady's

mods??

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

* # ? Mar 8, 2021 23:14
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awkwerd paws

weezy kiss baby on the lips in the rap city basement

nut posted:

stopping the microwave when there was just a second left

this is my superpower

a凸[◣_◢]凸 unban Anne fraje fanfic a凸[◣_◢]凸 Summer FYA D 2022 a凸[◣_◢]凸 good bird byw hot cocoa on the couch



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* # ? Mar 8, 2021 23:20
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 oh me oh my - when the face is nice to look at, and also, the rest. that's my kink.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Mar 8, 2021 23:21
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
All radishes are disgusting, OP.

* # ? Mar 8, 2021 23:36
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xcheopis


 A man who pays attention to what I actually say when I'm talking

Everywhere, everyone is red and green
I gotta lust for glory and a tape machine
I'm living out Frank Coppola's dreams
Outta my mind, I'm feelin' mean
* # ? Mar 8, 2021 23:36
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Gramps


 editing my posts

Gramps fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Mar 9, 2021


Sig by Heather Papps

* # ? Mar 8, 2021 23:42
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

xcheopis posted:

A man who pays attention to what I actually say when I'm talking

I don't mean to kinkshame but that's just hosed up

* # ? Mar 9, 2021 00:22
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mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooooooooooong


loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong









jacket


thanks Manifisto!

* # ? Mar 9, 2021 00:27
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xcheopis

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I don't mean to kinkshame but that's just hosed up

The heart wants what it wants. :colbert:

Everywhere, everyone is red and green
I gotta lust for glory and a tape machine
I'm living out Frank Coppola's dreams
Outta my mind, I'm feelin' mean
* # ? Mar 9, 2021 00:41
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Gramps


 watching baseketball on mute and doing all the dialog myself

Gramps fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Mar 9, 2021


Sig by Heather Papps

* # ? Mar 9, 2021 00:47
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Trying

 i like it vanilla but only if its organic & ethically sourced

* # ? Mar 9, 2021 01:12
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Trying

 bdsm but everything is made of liquorice

* # ? Mar 9, 2021 01:14
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Trying

 you tell me to eat your boot and I've got to bust out the safeword because this isn't cheat day

* # ? Mar 9, 2021 01:16
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