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Manifisto


I'm just gonna come out and say it, the oxford comma is p fuckable

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Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Sonic the Hedgehog suffering from an eating disorder

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Under-inflation porn featuring Tom Brady

selan dyin

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Under-inflation porn featuring Tom Brady

stargate inflation porn feat. wayne brady

Escape From Noise

Balldo

Escape From Noise

Getting Balldo Jerry to post in BYOB

Ass-penny

Heather Papps posted:

when a suitor lends me a book, it DRIVES ME WILD

Ass-penny

Luvcow posted:

a living wage and affordable housing

alexandriao


having a beautiful virgin maiden roll cigars on her nubile thighs while I explain to her the dangers of smoking

alexandriao


when my wife catches me looking at stock images of women at the gym, then erases my entire hard disk to get rid of the porn

Escape From Noise

alexandriao posted:

having a beautiful virgin maiden roll cigars on her nubile thighs while I explain to her the dangers of smoking

wearing a lampshade

Mutual respect

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??

sk posted:

clock recall torture

Perhaps related to my sick fetish of never turning the clock back or forward in my car

Jaguars!


Looking at butte

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Plowing my fields while wearing only my tunic

poverty goat



Manifisto posted:

I'm just gonna come out and say it, the oxford comma is p fuckable

diaereses :swoon:

cruft

The legal mandate to wake up an hour earlier next week gets me all hot and bothered.

xcheopis


Shamefully attracted to paranomasia

Finger Prince


Jaguars! posted:

Looking at butte



or


?

cruft



GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Tell me breakfast isn't the most important meal of the day

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??
Piles of unpainted Warhammer in my closet. Sick stacks of grey plastic, just teetering, waiting to collapse on me.

Manifisto


sometimes instead of "kerning" I write "keming" and it gets me so hot


ty nesamdoom!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Backwards farting

Gramps


Manifisto posted:

sometimes instead of "kerning" I write "keming" and it gets me so hot

Typography jokes are the best

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
a $100 amazon gift card with less than $5 left on it :swoon:

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Topping off the bird feeder when it's getting close to empty.

xcheopis


:ssh: Folks say that I am kind-hearted but really, there's just something so... mmmm satisfying about gently scrabbling at the stranded worm on the cold wet pavement and carrying it to safety. You know?

Ass-penny

Gramps posted:

Typography jokes are the best

I thought it was a joke about kemmer from Left Hand of Darkness but this actually makes 100% more sense.


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
reuseable cloth diapers

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Spinjas kissing Beyblades

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??

xcheopis posted:

:ssh: Folks say that I am kind-hearted but really, there's just something so... mmmm satisfying about gently scrabbling at the stranded worm on the cold wet pavement and carrying it to safety. You know?

Oh poo poo, do you also rescue the snails.....and then maybe chide them a little for being reckless? So hot.

Finger Prince


Arguing with people who are Wrong On The Internet and the kinky combination of smug satisfaction and disgusted self loathing that accompanies it.

Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat
reading oh joy sex toy and moon over june

Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat
fondly remembering the time i got banned for posting a moon over june panel in yospos

Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat
thinking about when oh joy sex toy had a guest comic explaining that fursuits are just for self-expression and nobody actually fucks in them, followed by another guest comic about how sexy and empowering it is to gently caress in fursuits

Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat
actually forget all that, the word "empowering" is my true fetish

xcheopis


RickRogers posted:

Oh poo poo, do you also rescue the snails.....and then maybe chide them a little for being reckless? So hot.

:shobon:

Everywhere, everyone is red and green
I gotta lust for glory and a tape machine
I'm living out Frank Coppola's dreams
Outta my mind, I'm feelin' mean

Trying

Post your diegetic fetishes ITT

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Trying

Nothing gets me hotter than the sound of logs bumping against each other in a river.

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