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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Class: War Magus
Portrait: 3
Name: Alastor
Likes: Fine wine, genteel conversation, long necks
Dislikes: Mirrors, garlic, spoil-sports
Description: Alastor isn't actually a vampire, but that doesn't stop him; it's important to him that other people think he might be. He powders his face to affect a deathly pallor; he dyes his hair grey and speaks with an accent that no one can quite place but sounds menacing and upper class; never mind that he started his career as a clerk with too much time on his hands. He is quick to identify those who are easily gulled by his displays, and charms them either with his act or with his actual talents as a war magus in the field. Nothing would make him happier than to find that the dungeon has access to actual vampirism so he could stop pretending and become a real dark lord like he's only read in stories, but until then, he will play the part and be damned good at it.

marshmallow creep fucked around with this message at 07:23 on Mar 9, 2021

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Looking at the break down for Landies it doesn't look like it's worth making one even as a joke.

Unless that joke is "We trained him wrong."

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

theshim posted:

To this day I still find non-guaranteed conditional drops to be infuriating.

I hardly think you're alone in this.

Also, congrats to Alastor for being dead, just like his idols.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

I will never understand how games like this keep making janked up formulas that result in a "do more damage" button actively making you do less damage.

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