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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Listen up lurkers. This is your chance to enter the big leagues. We are recruiting for all positions from poo poo poster to ms paint artist so COME ON DOWN!!! GBS is going to make it to the posting superbowl this year. This is finally our year.

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I'm not a lurker but just posted in here.

horse_ebookmarklet
Oct 6, 2003

can I play too?
hello who would like to talk about ham radio.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Aardvark torturing non-posting lurkers to the strains of Orinoco Flow

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Be careful lurkers if you post in this thread you're not a lurker anymore.

Why should Aardvark! destroy the lurkers when with just a few words he can get them to destroy themselves?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

horse_ebookmarklet posted:

hello who would like to talk about ham radio.

Ham radio? Is that similar to the Meat Tank?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Aardvark torturing non-posting lurkers to the strains of Orinoco Flow

turn on your monitor... :twisted:

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
I'm a bad poster and a lot of people probably wish I was a lurker

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



feelix posted:

I'm a bad poster and a lot of people probably wish I was a lurker

There's much worse posters than you.

Like this guy vvv

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Had to protect the poor lurkers from that vicious assault

horse_ebookmarklet
Oct 6, 2003

can I play too?

Aardvark! posted:

Ham radio? Is that similar to the Meat Tank?

Hello Aardvark,
Before I tempt you with delicious information, possibly related to meat.
How do you feel about octogenarians? Do you have at least room for a quarter wavelength 80m dipole in your backyard ("QTH/ham shack")?

73,
Horse Ebookmarklet

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

horse_ebookmarklet posted:

Hello Aardvark,
Before I tempt you with delicious information, possibly related to meat.
How do you feel about octogenarians? Do you have at least room for a quarter wavelength 80m dipole in your backyard ("QTH/ham shack")?

73,
Horse Ebookmarklet



mmmmm... I already have a ham shack. But I have a feeling it's not the kind you're talking about

Kimchi Surplus
Dec 4, 2007

Daddy's out of bourbon...
Hello

a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
Bart I'm lurk

horse_ebookmarklet
Oct 6, 2003

can I play too?

Aardvark! posted:

mmmmm... I already have a ham shack. But I have a feeling it's not the kind you're talking about

Can I see it

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
🫂 🔥🔥🔥 💕💕💕

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

But we just met! So forward.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
If you lurk you're really not GBS material

The entire forum motto is :justpost:

horse_ebookmarklet
Oct 6, 2003

can I play too?

Aardvark! posted:

But we just met! So forward.

Its The Year Of Our Lord 2021, modesty is purchased for $4.99 on OnlyFans.



Or so I am told.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

horse_ebookmarklet posted:

Its The Year Of Our Lord 2021, modesty is purchased for $4.99 on OnlyFans.



Or so I am told.

What's your OnlyFans call sign?

SoldadoDeTone
Apr 20, 2006

Hold on tight!
Hello, my post rate is basically once every other month, and I've been here since 2007 or something. I am always afraid that I have nothing interesting or unique to say, and goons can be vicious. Back to lurking!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

SoldadoDeTone posted:

Hello, my post rate is basically once every other month, and I've been here since 2007 or something. I am always afraid that I have nothing interesting or unique to say, and goons can be vicious. Back to lurking!

i will cherish this post for years to come

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

SoldadoDeTone posted:

Hello, my post rate is basically once every other month, and I've been here since 2007 or something. I am always afraid that I have nothing interesting or unique to say, and goons can be vicious. Back to lurking!

You don't have to have anything interesting to say, trust me.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

low key sex master posted:

If you lurk you're really not GBS material

The entire forum motto is :justpost:

Anyone can be made into a shitposting legend. They just need to attend my 3 month Posting Bootcamp.

horse_ebookmarklet
Oct 6, 2003

can I play too?

Aardvark! posted:

What's your OnlyFans call sign?

youre the one playing coy. Aardvark hides the ham

Jove Tone
Jan 12, 2006

I'm not lurked in here with you kid, you're lurked in here with me :pervert:

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x8Ad3VS6cQ

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

thank you, BaconCopter.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

It's like Jacob's ladder, but instead of climbing, we are posting, and every post just makes us stronger.

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




lurk my ballznick op

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I have to go to sleep. GBS people of the night, please treat our precious lurkers well :toughguy:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Aardvark! posted:

I have to go to sleep. GBS people of the night, please treat our precious lurkers well :toughguy:

Wtf... sleep.... ?

horse_ebookmarklet
Oct 6, 2003

can I play too?

Aardvark! posted:

I have to go to sleep. GBS people of the night, please treat our precious lurkers well :toughguy:

You've left us to die. Real bone head move.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Hahaha. Trap sprung. Which one of you do we eat first? :btroll:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Don't be a lurker.



Big lurker energy.



More lurker energy.



What lurkers fear.

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Ya I can do some helping abut postin you know show the ropes and about havin a bomb rear end time

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
submit your resume

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit

Hot dad is (or was)a goon, he made this video based on the old "confused Indian men posting in Facebook porn" groups thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

whose tuggin fucked around with this message at 07:29 on Mar 11, 2021

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The Scientist posted:

Hot dad is (or was)a goon, he made this video based on the old "confused Indian men posting in Facebook porn" groups thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

This poo poo still makes me laugh my rear end off

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