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Treecko: Apr 23, 2008; The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

Hi, I've been here forever and I'm an unfunny shitposter who never actually shitposts because I'm dumb and not funny.

How ya'll doin.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 07:32

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# ? May 8, 2024 00:10

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

post lurkers its pretty cool

:justpost:

# ? Mar 11, 2021 07:46

War Wizard: Jan 4, 2007

I only say something if I have something to say.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 07:49

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

I lurked for about a decade before I really started posting

# ? Mar 11, 2021 08:06

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Revins posted:

I lurked for about a decade before I really started posting

I posted badly for about a decade and the experience led me to more powerful posting.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 08:09

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

if you want to get better at shitposting you must shitpost :justpost:

# ? Mar 11, 2021 08:11

Hairy Right Hook: Sep 9, 2001; Hee to the ho

my posting style is the equivalent of a 720 noscope

# ? Mar 11, 2021 08:13

Traxis: Jul 2, 2006

Revins posted:

if you want to get better at shitposting you must shitpost

What if I want to get worse

# ? Mar 11, 2021 08:33

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Traxis posted:

What if I want to get worse

read nothing but youtube comments for a week and try again

# ? Mar 11, 2021 08:37

OhsH: Jan 12, 2008

Absoluteky not

# ? Mar 11, 2021 08:51

Konomex: Oct 25, 2010; a whiteman who has some authority over others, who not only hasn't raped anyone, or stared at them creepily...

If I were a lurker, and I'm not saying I were, then posting here would mean I weren't a lurker.

So I ain't falling for that trick, if'n I were a lurker, which I weren't.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 09:54

dk2m: May 6, 2009

lurking is a way of life, one that i won�t just readily abandon because of your petty demands op

# ? Mar 11, 2021 12:46

grill youre saelf: Jan 22, 2006

I have just over 400 posts in 15 years. I spend at least an hour a day on this site, forever lurking.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 13:22

Lurking Haro: Oct 27, 2009

I feel personally adressed.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 13:27

Clinton Log: Dec 12, 2007

forums voyeur?

# ? Mar 11, 2021 13:45

Grumblepuff: Dec 29, 2018; You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right

I've monetized all of these rare lurker posts into NFTs before the big PP-L337 upgrade of the Ethereum network.

Bidding starts at $8,008,135.

Payable by wire transfer only.

Sorry, forgot to say the word DECENTRALIZED

decentralize my balls across your face

Grumblepuff fucked around with this message at 13:52 on Mar 11, 2021

# ? Mar 11, 2021 13:49

vileness fats: Sep 16, 2003; College Slice

I could be considered a lurker, but here I am posting

# ? Mar 11, 2021 13:49

Barnaby Rudge: Jan 15, 2011; so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey; Soiled Meat

I heard the call and felt compelled to obey.

What's up?

# ? Mar 11, 2021 13:50

beef sweat: Jan 1, 2013

Alright, alright I posted. Is this good enough? Are you satisfied? Get off my back. gently caress

# ? Mar 11, 2021 13:51

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

What if I stuff a whole pouch of this in my mouth at once op? What then? :thunk:

# ? Mar 11, 2021 14:18

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

A whole man sized wad?
Is like to see you try

# ? Mar 11, 2021 14:29

its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

What if I stuff a whole pouch of this in my mouth at once op? What then?

You become the next Big Unit.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 14:34

Saalkin: Jun 29, 2008

poo poo post today! It could save a life!

# ? Mar 11, 2021 14:41

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Big Beef City posted:

A whole man sized wad?
Is like to see you try

*chomp chomp*

God the flavor. :negative:

# ? Mar 11, 2021 14:43

RVWinkle: Aug 24, 2004; In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.; Nap Ghost

I was going to post but then I decided not to

# ? Mar 11, 2021 14:59

Gath: Sep 23, 2009

I will not post in your honeypot thread. Fu.

*poo poo!

# ? Mar 11, 2021 15:02

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Lurker? I barely knew �er!

# ? Mar 11, 2021 15:11

Kritikal: Aug 11, 2008

I've been lurking since the beginning of this century (for some reason that sounds less trivial than millennium.) Thanks for breaking the ice.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 15:32

Grumblepuff: Dec 29, 2018; You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right

I AM AS FAR BEYOND LURKERS AS THEY ARE BEYOND POSTERS.

LOOK UPON THE FUTURE AND TREMBLE!

Y'all wanna talk about Yu-Gi-Oh?

# ? Mar 11, 2021 15:40

MackAddie: Jul 10, 2001

I'm a lurker but I post in every lurker thread. I might be having an identity crisis.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 15:49

jcbennies: Jun 17, 2013

Ok geez fine I'll post. Hope it was worth it!!

# ? Mar 11, 2021 16:16

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

To all the lurkers I would just like to say:

hello and thank you for posting!!!!!!

# ? Mar 11, 2021 16:23

AuroMarshmallow: Jan 21, 2007; If theres anything a werewolf hates, it's a vampire- especially dumbass vampires

War Wizard posted:

I only say something if I have something to say.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 16:28

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

I'm proud of all the lurkers who are posting and think you should do it more. It takes guts to be as terrible as most of us are and still do it, but I have faith!

# ? Mar 11, 2021 16:41