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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
If you only lurk, your account fills up with harmful toxic chemicals. You have to cleanse your body of posting toxins. There's only one way to do that.

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its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
The answer is bleach enemas.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Posting is like Pringles, once you pop you can’t stop and then you just keep making GBS threads all over the place.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right
Posting in GBS: The pimple pop video of your soul, except the pus goes in the eyes and ears of other decent human beings who just wanted to see Simpsons memes.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

Grumblepuff posted:

Better to let it out than keep it in.

Nice avatar of Caillou, btw.

Thanks! It is very avant garde, which I believe is a french word.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Grumblepuff posted:

Posting in GBS: The pimple pop video of your soul, except the pus goes in the eyes and ears of other decent human beings who just wanted to see Simpsons memes.

God that’s so poetic, they should have sent a poet, they did send a poet. :allears:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
The Poetry Era Of GBS

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
You jus type anything what you want to say what you always wanted to say but nobody would listen and then you smash that post button without checking if its a new thread or reply or what site your on

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

TheSpamalope posted:

You jus type anything what you want to say what you always wanted to say but nobody would listen and then you smash that post button without checking if its a new thread or reply or what site your on

yup,


yup

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

TheSpamalope posted:

You jus type anything what you want to say what you always wanted to say but nobody would listen and then you smash that post button without checking if its a new thread or reply or what site your on

that's what bilbo baggins hates! :eyepop:

ZionestLord
Jan 9, 2010
compelling arguements, guess im posting inthis thread

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
turning off thread titles. posting only by feel. this is the way of the samurai.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Many times you will be told "Don't post here" or get a phone call from a man saying "Please stop sending your mom those weird emails, it's bothering her" but do not LISTEN. Just. Post.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
If you lurk and read this thread and do not post, you are defying a direct order from a mod

longtimelurker
Mar 12, 2006

Powered by alcohol

I am so far behind in most threads but I have to say circumcision arguments in the cursed image thread are the most cursed part of the thread

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
Whats up

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right

MODS!?

i hope someone gets fired for this blunder.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Aardvark! posted:

If you only lurk, your account fills up with harmful toxic chemicals. You have to cleanse your body of posting toxins. There's only one way to do that.

jacking off?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Grumblepuff posted:

MODS!?

i hope someone gets fired for this blunder.

I've been working my rear end off lining this thread with crystals, hanging dreamcatchers, etc. :colbert:

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right

Aardvark! posted:

I've been working my rear end off lining this rear end with crystals, hanging dreamcatchers, etc. :colbert:

:grin:
You just activated my trap card!

Kharohz
Jul 25, 2007

THE BELL TOLLS FOR THEE
I post too much

Squee
Jun 15, 2003
<3
I mean, if I have to I guess

feller
Jul 5, 2006


i hate lurkers!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

yikes! posted:

i hate lurkers!

lurkers this is your first enemy. You must battle it to become stronger and level up

Alienwarez
Feb 9, 2004

How do I post if I am not funny or creative or smart or interesting

Alienwarez
Feb 9, 2004

I can't post because i don't have any arms or legs

Alienwarez
Feb 9, 2004

I want to make one of those posts in the lurker thread can anyone tell me which one is better

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Alienwarez posted:

I can't post because i don't have any arms or legs

this is the better post because you are showing strength and courage by successfully posting despite the Many CHallenges in the way.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

ill never post

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

wait gently caress

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lurkers if someone as shy like me can post you can too.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Elentor posted:

Lurkers if someone as shy like me can post you can too.

I too am shy and I post almost daily.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Full Metal Jackass posted:

You don't have to have anything interesting to say, trust me.

Truer words were never typed with thicker, greasier fingers

Alienwarez
Feb 9, 2004

Aardvark! posted:

this is the better post because you are showing strength and courage by successfully posting despite the Many CHallenges in the way.

You are wise, thank you very much for your counsel

OK, i'm going to do it. I'm finally going to post

here we go

Alienwarez
Feb 9, 2004

I can't post because i don't have any arms or legs

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
TGIF tomorrow. I'm excited.

E3 Keynote
Jul 22, 2004

eyyyyyyyyyy
give me a lurker gang tag

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I wish I didn't have any arms or legs

Kindergarten Camp
Nov 27, 2015

Lurker Tax

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TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Today I got a sony walkman with the door ripped off. It only goes one way

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