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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
posting is like breathing. posting is like water. be like water. be like breathing

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Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Imagine lurking lol. After you get a certain age you don't give a poo poo how bad your posting is.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

I post like stream of consciousness, except instead of my first thought it's my third or fourth thought, and instead of me it's the big muscly version of me that exists in my head, huge dongalong too

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
What's the "lurker" cutoff? Averaging less than 1 post per day?

(I know, lurk more)

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Baxter posted:

What's the "lurker" cutoff? Averaging less than 1 post per day?

(I know, lurk more)

Actually this is a good question. I define lurker as 'someone whose av i don't recognize'. It's not a great system for the forum as a whole, but it works for me personally.

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

me, kramering into GWS: wowza that's a lot of lurkers

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
i come to post here now at the turning of the tide. older, not wiser, probably less happy

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Lurking is illegal. Stop peeping start typing

u sp33k l33t br0
Sep 12, 2007

Who Doesn't Like Intercourse?
Soiled Meat
Fulfilling my post obligation.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
ALL lurkers who have NOT yet posted in this thread should be PROBATED.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

got off on a technicality posted:

Same, GBS is terrifying

I don't know I post pretty drat badly and people are still nice

everyone wear hats now
Jul 29, 2010

Sorry but my quarterly post isn't due yet.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

everyone wear hats now posted:

Sorry but my quarterly post isn't due yet.

You maniac!! The everyone wear hats now post inflation is going to be devastating

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy

DNAmage
Oct 8, 2005

Occult Scientist
Cannot turn to attack.
He mixes biotech and sorcery with sinister results

Meme Poker Party posted:

ALL lurkers who have NOT yet posted in this thread should be PROBATED.

So, the lurkers who don't post won't be able to post?

feller
Jul 5, 2006


DNAmage posted:

So, the lurkers who don't post won't be able to post?

use it or lose it bucko

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles
No

calgore
Apr 17, 2015
This is my first post.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

calgore posted:

This is my first post.

nice! now do it again, and again, and again...

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I just calculated how many posts I'd need to make to get to .69 posts/day as of today (80 posts)

RoRz0r
Sep 7, 2010
Gary Coleman

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Never. Stop. Posting. :blastu:

Mr.Chill
Aug 29, 2006
Resurrection connection.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
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Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
has anyone yet pulled the double reverse jeopardy by lurking this thread but posting wildly everywhere else?? i'd do it but im not a comedy genius :confused:

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
I fucken love shitposting!

Zombiejack
Jan 16, 2006
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
Ehhh the mods and admin are relentlessly incomepetant socially, politically and culturally why would I risk a ban to waste 10 bucks?

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
lol I feel like you have to either try or openly be a huge bigot of some variety to get banned

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

yeah my posts loving suck but i havent been banned

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
You also cannot post anything bad about anime Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso. If you don't like or think Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso is bad, DO NOT post those thoughts or the mods will ban you.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

calgore posted:

This is my first post.

Hi! What do you like to read here? Do you recognize posters? Do you ever feel like God not her again or man he's funny?

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
See that yellow? ^

That is empty quoted yellow and it feels GOOD

Someone loves what you wrote so much they are singling YOU out. For praise or they want to hear more.

I hope you answer. What's your username mean? Curious about that as well.

Faithless
Dec 1, 2006
I've been lurking so long that even my mother thinks that my mind is gone

Your Friend
Aug 21, 2019
I don't like to post until I make sure I've caught up on a thread and read everything.

I don't end up finishing many threads.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Post!

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!
Smellrose
Still slowly posting away the fyad. Late night, lovely posts on an old iPad because I can’t sleep

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice
They never said how many times I am supposed to post. Can somebody please provide guidance, thank you.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

Oyak posted:

They never said how many times I am supposed to post. Can somebody please provide guidance, thank you.

always go for infinity + 1 posts

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Oyak posted:

They never said how many times I am supposed to post. Can somebody please provide guidance, thank you.

just keep doin it, someone will tell you when to stop I promise

RunningOnEmpty
Nov 1, 2005
Because I work hard for the money...bitch.
fine, if i have to.

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O-Unit
Oct 22, 2005

Good afternoon GBS I’m posting from work
Hope everyone is having a good day :)

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