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Finger Prince


Mark VII Chocolate █████:
Lt. ███████ recovered the Mark VII Chocolate █████ from a refrigerated section of sub-basement level ██ of the Wonka facility. It remains inert until heated to ███ degrees C, at which point it begins emitting low level ████. Test subjects placed in the room with the activated █████ at distances of ██, ██, and ██ meters were found to have extensive █████, and only subject ██ avoided ██████ chocolatey goodness.

██████ (aka "fizzbuster"):
Appears to be standard issue for █████ █████ grenadiers. Captured █████ █████ were found to all have █ of the items in their possession upon capture. There is no battlefield record of ██████ being deployed against our forces, leading us to believe they are possibly too ████ or too tasty for anti-personnel purposes.

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Finger Prince


google THIS posted:

Agent Orange causes no ill effects but Agent Banana is really gross

Top scientists working alongside defectors are still trying to reverse engineer how they managed to get the little gritty bits in Agent Pear.

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