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Thothanon
Colonel: Your mission is to proceed up the Chocolate River in the SS Wonkatania. Pick up Willy Wonka's path at Blu Emin Em, follow it and learn what you can along the way. When you find the Wonka, infiltrate his factory by whatever means available and flavorblast the Wonka's command.
Capt. Charlie Bucket: Flavorblast the Wonka?
General: He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct. And he is still in the field commanding Loompas.

Photo Journalist: The lemonheads. You're looking at the lemonheads. Sometimes he goes too far. He's the first one to admit it.

Lt. Col. Sweettooth: I love the taste of snozzberries in the morning. Tastes like...snozz.

Willy Wonka: This is the end. I said good day!

Willy Wonka: The suspense... The suspense...

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Thothanon
At various times, in various situations, they carried M&M-14s and CHARM-15s and Swedish Fishes and greasy gum and captured AZ(Abba-Zabba)-47s and Chi-Clets and RPs (Reese's Pieces) and Skittleov carbines and black market Zotz and .38-cacaoliber Spree & Whoppers (S&W) handguns and 66 mm LAFFYs and Sixlets and Slo Pokes and Bubble Tape and Bottlecaps and C-2 (Charleston Chew) plastic explosives. Lee Strunk carried a sweetshot; a weapon of last resort, he called it. Mitchell Sanders carried wax knuckles. Kiowa carried his grandfather’s feathered jawbreaker. Every third or fourth man carried a Starburst antipersonnel mine — 3.5 pounds with its firing device. They all carried fragmentation grenerds — 14 ounces each. They all carried at least one M-18 sour grenade — 24 ounces. Some carried CS (Caramel Square) or Tic-Tac grenades. Some carried white chocolate grenades. They carried all they could bear, and then some, including a silent awe for the terrible power of the things they carried.

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