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George: There's no way it's everlasting. Kramer: No, it says it right there on the label- "everlasting" Elaine: How do they know? Kramer: What do ya mean? Elaine: If it's everlasting, someone's still, you know- gobstopping one of them somewhere! Jerry: What IS a gobstopper? Kramer: Well, your mouth is a gob, and if you put a piece of candy in it, you shut yer gob; right? Elaine: Why don't they just call them "shut the hell ups" then? Jerry: Kids would never go for that. Kramer: They eat Tide Pods for crying out loud! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Wonka: I'd like to introduce you to the GundamBar Gundam Mike: What's a GundamBar! Wonka: Well, ironically named child; a GundamBar is a wonderous new development by the Oompa Loompas that turns you into a Gundam! Gundam Mike (reaching for one): Neat, gimmee one! Wonka: Before you tear into that and eat it, there may be risks! Gundam Mike (tearing into it and eating all of it): Wow, I feel weird! Wonka: Uh oh, it's working... *takes pics with his Wonka Camera* Gundam Mike *already mostly a chocolate Gundam*: Help! Help! I'm made out of chocolate! **Bright lights turn on. Bright, HOT lights.** Oompa Loompas march out in formation Oompa loompa doompety doo I've got a perfect puzzle for you Oompa loompa doompety dee If you are wise you'll listen to me Gundam Mike visibly and rapidly melts while vocally protesting loudly What do you get when a robotic suit Happens to be made out of chocolate, too Suddenly the lights all come on Hotter than the loving sun (Look at how you melt and run...) Oompa loompa doompety dumb You're just a puddle of chocolate, son It's the stupidest thing we've ever saw It's a good thing we all brought a straw Oompa Loompas all produce long metal straws So we can just slurp up you https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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