Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

George: There's no way it's everlasting.

Kramer: No, it says it right there on the label- "everlasting"

Elaine: How do they know?

Kramer: What do ya mean?

Elaine: If it's everlasting, someone's still, you know- gobstopping one of them somewhere!

Jerry: What IS a gobstopper?

Kramer: Well, your mouth is a gob, and if you put a piece of candy in it, you shut yer gob; right?

Elaine: Why don't they just call them "shut the hell ups" then?

Jerry: Kids would never go for that.

Kramer: They eat Tide Pods for crying out loud!