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On January 25th, 1975, journalist George Hoffenstorf had stumbled upon a disturbing cache of weapons in a mostly-buried bunker out in the rural fields of Perduha-Pizduha, where one of the great Oompa Loompa conflicts occurred. Digging deeper, he discovered at least twelve Gacksplat 10.8MM Specials, extensively used by the Huyuha guerillas against the Fintuha Legion and Molyuha Gendarmerie, reviled for their extreme accuracy and precision over the standard issue Candygunk 7.55MM carbines using chocolate ammunition. These guns are apparently made of licorice and all have crude Wonka-Regime style proofmarks hastily ground off as not to be traced from the exact chocolate factory assembly line, yet their origins are easily traced with recent historical documentation coming into the light. They have a six-gumball capacity and could blow an Ooompa Loompa's head as clean off as a microwaved Peep up to 300 meters.
Historians and archeologists strongly suspect more weapons have yet to be recovered from the lost Willy Wonka Wars.
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