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owls or something
Jul 7, 2003

Bread is usually the best part of the sandwich.

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DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth
My wife likes sourdough but I'm more of a multigrain kinda guy. Time to :sever:

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Bread makes you fat??

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

1.05 pages and no one has posted about loving the bread, how shameful

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
I eat bread on sammiches and sometimes I raw dog it.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!
PROTIP: put 1 3/4 cup of milk in a blender along with 4-6 slices of Nature's Own Honey Wheat bread and blend it up for an excellent milky honey smoothie.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

I need to grab a loaf of Irish soda bread, maybe tomorrow. Tis the season and all.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i need to pinch a loaf heh heh just a bit of humor for you

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Katamari Democracy posted:

I eat bread on sammiches and sometimes I raw dog it.

yes good. there's a reason that the ancient Sumerian slang for the genitals was "bread hole"

Voltage
Sep 4, 2004

MALT LIQUOR!
I had a well toasted baguette with liver pate and it owned so much. Thats my bread story, welp see ya later.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Voltage posted:

I had a well toasted baguette with liver pate and it owned so much. Thats my bread story, welp see ya later.

bull poo poo you've never had that. it's time to stop the lies.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I've been eating a flourless grain bread that you have to keep in the freezer to keep my carbs down. A slice or two in the morning with some eggs is pretty good.

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
I made soft pretzels and my husband ate like 2/3 of them and then had the gall to say "we can't just do bread for dinner again"

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Voltage posted:

I had a well toasted baguette

Post a pic of the absolute ruin you turned the roof of your mouth into if you actually ate this

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'll eat bread whenever I don't care

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Big Beef City posted:

I'll eat bread whenever I don't care

cant you see you're killing your mother with all this bread talk?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

had sex with someone for bread yesterday

GEEKABALL
May 30, 2011

Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
Fun Shoe

Voltage posted:

I had a well toasted baguette with liver pate and it owned so much. Thats my bread story, welp see ya later.

Ooooh check out mr. bougie and his fancy liverwurst sammich.

Voltage
Sep 4, 2004

MALT LIQUOR!

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Post a pic of the absolute ruin you turned the roof of your mouth into if you actually ate this

Still recovering from this but worth it.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Hell Yeah posted:

had sex with someone for bread yesterday

don't remember this part of les miserables

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
I haven't had any bread today

















I had toast

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
I toasted slices from the olive sourdough yesterday and 360noscoped a plate of cilbir (a Turkish breakfast dish you make with a garlic and greek yoghurt base, poached (or sunny side up) eggs and mint&chili pepper flake infused hot butter sauce) which is like seven thousand calories but holy poo poo it was good.

Recipe here from Chef John: https://youtu.be/wpuLqnK8ywg

You don't need the dill or black pepper (wat?) in the yoghurt mix, just garlic is enough.

Bread good.

Galewolf fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Mar 14, 2021

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

don't remember this part of les miserables

It’s in the Val Jean/Javert erotic fanfic.

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

Hell Yeah posted:

had sex with someone for bread yesterday

I had sex with Voltage's well toasted baguette.

the bleeding has finally stopped

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Should have used more margarine

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
Work sent me to Austin Texas for a couple weeks for an acquisition. My counterpart there, who was a big boy, takes me out to lunch at a local brisket/bbq joint. It was a small place where you order at one window, pickup at the next window, eat outside. I get to the pickup window and get my pile of meat, and the employee asks, "How much bread do you want?" I'm thinking he's asking about dinner rolls or something, but I ask, "oh what do you have?"

"Whole or half?"

This makes no sense to me at all, half a roll? My confusion showed and my co-worker just leans in and says, "He'll take half."

The dude reaches under the counter and pulls out a loaf of Wonderbread, slices the top off the bag with a gently caress-off Rambo knife, and dumps half the loaf into a plastic tray. We got beers; lunch was served.

My friend got a "whole". Literally a whole loaf of loving Wonderbread to eat with the pound of bbq'ed meat he just got, along with a 30 oz beer.

I ate two slices maybe. I was hoping there were ducks around or something for the rest, but nope, straight into the dumpster. Co-worker ate about 3/4 of his loaf.

The rest of the day I kept wondering how many loaves were under that counter. They had to be going through a couple hundred a day.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm with you, there's no way I'm touching 90% of that bread

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
The bread is supposed to take the place of napkins which rules

but yeah lmao at eating more than 2 slices

imandyyo
Mar 19, 2012
Whenever I make baguettes I eat about a foot and half of bread in one sitting.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
One of the surprise benefits of having a good-sized air fryer is getting to make toasted sandwiches

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Wife made French bread yesterday. I cut some slices to stale up overnight and made French toast this morning. I'm not ashamed.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

...of SCIENCE! posted:

One of the surprise benefits of having a good-sized air fryer is getting to make toasted sandwiches

wait until you discover ovens

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?

imandyyo posted:

Whenever I make baguettes I eat about a foot and half of bread in one sitting.

:same:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

BIMBO bread

Mexico's secret weapon in the war for breads

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

wait until you discover ovens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-nNEUBCvds

Joey Steel
Jul 24, 2019

Xenocides posted:

Don’t ask me why....
Pumpernickel and rye

Just lol if you don’t sing about eating bread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEWXVtwAbQQ

The proper foundation of a Reuben.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I want FILL UP ON BREAD tattooed across my belly Tupac-style

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

imandyyo posted:

Whenever I make baguettes I eat about a foot and half of bread in one sitting.

Bread doesn't have feet, silly.
Anyway thanks for the reminder to eat a sandwich.

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
So who didn't gently caress bread

it seems few at best

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Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Have sauerkraut, thousand island, leftover corned beef from St. Patrick's day.

Need rye and I'm set for life, baybee!

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