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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Stolen from the IOSM thread, but here's a bot Quora runs to generate search results asking the important questions

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Bad Purchase posted:

i could take down an enraged banker with my bare hands, no doubt about it

i could take one down with my bare teeth, like a dog

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
I will answer your question op but first, have you heard of... me? Let me tell you about me.

*five paragraphs talking about self*

*five paragraphs of total bullshit*

In conclusion: Yes.

100000 upvotes

This answer was made possible by my Patreon because apparently writing bullshit on the internet is expensive

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Are we confident this man is not just a squatcher in denial?

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

laserghost posted:

What touched you deeply today?

Alexander Brown, Freelance Writer posted:

I was touched by a report about Keanu Reeves - he doesn’t touch people when taking pictures and it’s too pure for this world.

Keanu Reeves

The standard for purity has absolutely plummeted.

Ratjaculation posted:

Stolen from the IOSM thread, but here's a bot Quora runs to generate search results asking the important questions



Uh, is she very, very, very recently adopted? :stare:

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

Tip posted:

I also refuse to touch people because I'm too pure for this world
This checks out. I touch people all the time and everyone constantly tells me how disgusting I am and that they wish I would die already.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Ratjaculation posted:

Stolen from the IOSM thread, but here's a bot Quora runs to generate search results asking the important questions



That is hosed up, I can't believe the bot doesn't understand the difference between your and you're.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
It's trying to replicate the posting of a quora user.

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Ratjaculation posted:

Stolen from the IOSM thread, but here's a bot Quora runs to generate search results asking the important questions



:allbuttons:

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