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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Post five words in here.
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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

 All good things must come

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FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

 Dang it. Working medical Monday.

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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

End of vacation for me

new av is nice tho

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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

 Kids are yelling music… again

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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

 Nonsense lyrics, I don’t even

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Prof. Crocodile posted:

new av is nice tho

It was a gift *shrug*

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

 Breakfast for dinner :hellyeah:

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



 Sounds like a plan, omw

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Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
Eggs in this fine weather?

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Work sucked balls as expected

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Not the good way either

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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

 Ballsucking factory not as funny

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

 Back on the cock clock

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

 I'll chew on the dog!

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



 Please don't chew on dogs

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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

 I chew whomst I please

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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

 Like, it’s a packaged deal.

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

 shut up, I'm posting five

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Breaking Glass
Dec 15, 2021

 I cannot find my webcam

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Always last place you look

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Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

 Turn on for context clues.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Breaking Glass posted:

I cannot find my webcam

First good news of today.

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

 Did Shia LaBeouf hide it?

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

 Just leaf blew the trails

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Sounds like an advanced technique.

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

 My calico kitty is sick :(

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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

 Sending healing vibes to kitty

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Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



 Get well soon, kitty cat

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Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
Hug your cats every day

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

 I have no cat, unfortunately

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



 Steal a cat, hug it

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Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

 I only have cuddly Electrode.

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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
Had unmarked this thread.

Shameful.

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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
T‘was an accident, I swear!

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
You made poor decisions recently.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Are you really normal again?

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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
I am feeling better now.

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Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Carbon dioxide posted:

I only have cuddly Electrode.



End, Page Down, Insert, Delete...

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Carbon dioxide posted:

I only have cuddly Electrode.



Post ten words in here

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Breaking Glass
Dec 15, 2021

 Will do no such thing.

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