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Gramps

post to receive a free reading. i got a new oracle deck and it needs to get used more.

You can either ask a question, or I can do a 3 card past/present/future kind of thing.

Gramps fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Mar 17, 2021

# ? Mar 17, 2021 15:59

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# ? May 19, 2024 15:10

Gramps

Here is what the spirits have to say about this thread

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# ? Mar 17, 2021 16:48

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

I have my dissertation defense on zoom in a few weeks, and I'm worried that my dog will fart audibly on the call and everybody will think it was me. What does fate have to say about that.

-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

# ? Mar 17, 2021 17:04

Heather Papps: hello friend

was i right to let it go?

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 17, 2021 17:07

biosterous

when will i finally complete my quest to find who can draw dragons?

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
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he/him

# ? Mar 17, 2021 17:16

Gramps

How Wonderful! posted:

I have my dissertation defense on zoom in a few weeks, and I'm worried that my dog will fart audibly on the call and everybody will think it was me. What does fate have to say about that.

Sig by Heather Papps

# ? Mar 17, 2021 17:17

Gramps

Heather Papps posted:

was i right to let it go?

Sig by Heather Papps

# ? Mar 17, 2021 17:18

Prof. Crocodile

I would like a reading pls

# ? Mar 17, 2021 17:20

Gramps

biosterous posted:

when will i finally complete my quest to find who can draw dragons?

# ? Mar 17, 2021 17:21

Gramps

Prof. Crocodile posted:

I would like a reading pls

Sig by Heather Papps

# ? Mar 17, 2021 17:23

Prof. Crocodile

Gramps posted:

mods pls change my name to Death Death tia

e: or Madame Rufflebonnet. Dealer's choice.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 17:24

Heather Papps: hello friend

Gramps posted:

thank you gramps! i will take it to heart!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 17, 2021 17:27

Ventral EggSac

What should I have for lunch?

# ? Mar 17, 2021 17:46

Gramps

Ventral EggSac posted:

What should I have for lunch?

Sig by Heather Papps

# ? Mar 17, 2021 17:51

Ventral EggSac

Gramps posted:

Something spicy, got it. Thanks!

# ? Mar 17, 2021 17:55

Gramps

Ventral EggSac posted:

Something spicy, got it. Thanks!

Not to impose my will upon the message from the spirits, but one of Galaxy Dad's heads is pretty clearly Pizza

# ? Mar 17, 2021 18:00

Ventral EggSac

Gramps posted:

Not to impose my will upon the message from the spirits, but one of Galaxy Dad's heads is pretty clearly Pizza

Dang you're right. Spicy Pizza.

# ? Mar 17, 2021 18:07

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Oh Gramps, am I going to get the big promotion?

# ? Mar 17, 2021 19:39

Gramps

RickRogers posted:

Oh Gramps, am I going to get the big promotion?

Sig by Heather Papps

# ? Mar 17, 2021 19:51

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Gramps posted:

Oh poo poo!

# ? Mar 17, 2021 20:05

Manifisto

Gramps posted:

Here is what the spirits have to say about this thread

why am I part of the toilet angel?

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 17, 2021 20:28

Gramps

Manifisto posted:

why am I part of the toilet angel?

# ? Mar 17, 2021 20:31

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

should i ask her out?

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Mar 18, 2021 10:43

The Walrus Cancer: If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.

What is?

# ? Mar 18, 2021 11:06

Stoner Sloth

may i please have a reading to help me through these uncertain times?

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!