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A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
Dicky Doo & the Don'ts, despite being as influential as Kraftwerk, have hands down one of the crappiest, most embarrassing band names I've ever heard. It makes their contributions to popular music hard to take seriously.

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
"Aggressive mediocre" and "musically centrist" are excellent ways to describe Pearl Jam. I also like Do the Evolution.

A Strange Aeon posted:

Dicky Doo & the Don'ts

This reminds of the late great Deedee Megadoodoo.

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


A CRAB IRL posted:

Snarky Puppy are the best and most incredibly talented band with the dumbest name

YES. They are incredible but the name is so cringey, similar to...

Vastarien posted:

Skinny Puppy is legitimately my all-time favorite band and I've always thought their name is kinda dumb.

:same:

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I listen to an indie rock band called Minus the Bear and the name refers to a dumb joke.


Wikipedia posted:

The name "Minus the Bear" comes from an in-joke among the band members, referring to the 1970s television series B. J. and the Bear. "A friend of the band had gone on a date," explained singer-guitarist Jake Snider, "and one of us asked him afterwards how the date went. Our friend said, 'You know that TV show from the '70s, B. J. and the Bear? It was like that ... minus the Bear.' That’s the straight truth.


Their album's Planet Of Ice and Omni are both really good though I'd recommend 'em.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

less than jake - i remember my local alternative station had a ska night once a week called skankin to the beat and a running joke was the dj kept coming up with new stories for the band name.

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever
rapeman

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

gently caress this band for constantly popping up in my recommends (from listening to Skinny Puppy). And for being prog-rock/jazz fusion. :barf:

Bonks and clanks band good, unbelievably tight utterly joyous to see live so good at music it makes you want to give up playing music band bad

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

anal fistula
taint rape
milf hunter vs retard son

zenguitarman
Apr 6, 2009

Come on, lemme see ya shake your tail feather


Saalkin posted:

I listen to an indie rock band called Minus the Bear

Ugh Minus THE bear
Cage THE Elephant
Young ThE Giant
wtf

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Mulaney Power Move posted:

no you hosed up!

Nuh-huh!


Saalkin posted:

I listen to an indie rock band called Minus the Bear and the name refers to a dumb joke.



Their album's Planet Of Ice and Omni are both really good though I'd recommend 'em.

Holy poo poo I was literally just now watching a few scenes from Death Proof and two guys are talking poo poo about Kurt Russel's character "check it out, one of B.J.s brought a bear with them" or something like that.

The last few times I watched it I had no idea what boomer reference Tarantino put in... And now I do, even if it still doesn't make much sense.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

zenguitarman posted:

Ugh Minus THE bear
Cage THE Elephant
Young ThE Giant
wtf

They're easy to remember.

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




DEEP STATE PLOT posted:

the bad grunge band is stone temple pilots.



worst opinion in this thread

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

banned from Starbucks posted:

worst opinion in this thread

Yeah, I don't know if I'd call them grunge

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
i don't know if i'd call them music! :yum::rimshot:

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same

mobby_6kl posted:

Yeah, I don't know if I'd call them grunge

Gf made the case to me the other day that stp is glam

Mumford and sons is a dumbass name

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

scott zoloft posted:


Mumford and sons is a dumbass name

It's good bands with lovely names not lovely bands with lovely names

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
Velvet Revolver is better than STP or Guns and Roses, but it’s a pretty bad name.

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Woden posted:

Also Infant Annihilator.

I was beaten to it. The edgiest edge lords that ever edged

I guess I'll nominate Slift. It sounds like a euphemism a 7th grader came up with.

oh dope fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Mar 23, 2021

rideANDxORdie
Jun 11, 2010
Goblin Cock

Gabriel-Ernest
Jun 3, 2011

Such dreadful things should not be said even in fun.
Gorky's Zygotic Mynci were at least self-aware about their terrible name, iirc.

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



Neckbeard Deathcamp. They’re pretty good.

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

Neckbeard Deathcamp is an absolutely loving amazing name for the simple reason that it and they intensely annoys both the nsbm shitheads and trve kvlt black metal nerds in general.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

oh dope posted:


I guess I'll nominate Slift. It sounds like a euphemism a 7th grader came up with.

hahaha in that vein, Slint's name annoys me for similar reasons. love their music though.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

hilarious album art from what i remember though

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Japan loves their stupid band names. Recently I've been listening to a band called BBQ CHICKENS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgFA8kftGoY

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PvSbj22ZQY&t=258s

even if you think the name isn't bad, this album cover sure is

Juliet Whisky
Jan 14, 2017
System of a Down. Sleater-Kinney. M.O.O.N. Shonen Knife. The Knife.

Juliet Whisky fucked around with this message at 15:03 on Mar 24, 2021

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
The Dilbert Experience. Hormellotron. Catch Me Before I'm Back. Hassenpfeiffer.

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
"Elephant Gym" probably sounds cooler in Chinese. They're drat funky though.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bikIdnMf2gs

Classic Comrade
Dec 24, 2012

(hair tousled from head shaking during speeches)
medium medium, who put out at least one banger:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYqvQwj-log

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

How is The The not winning?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLl86ON-gnk

Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005


the ultimate band name that ensures your fans can never wear your t-shirts

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

headlice
unsure if its a bad name or a great one tbh, their music's good though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLnDf-GOsT4

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

oh whoops i remembered another

saucy yoda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVXIBhYjUwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K6YLZDf5Ss

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Velvet Revolver is better than STP or Guns and Roses, but it’s a pretty bad name.

That sure is a hot take

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



1000 Homo DJs was a Ministry offshoot that was good but probably understandably didn't get much airplay due to the name.

Supernaut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c9U5GHJZFE

Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMlogOdIcdQ

pablo gbscobar
Nov 24, 2007

oh shit i got the snype

:wom:
Lipstick Apathy
Much like Pearl Jam, I feel like Arctic Monkeys are in that bracket of band that have a godawful name that you've heard so many times that it's lost all sense of meaning. I know AM were formed while the band members were all still teens, and their name definitely has that air of "we brainstormed this at our very first practice session and suddenly got too famous of change it"

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

i like their name! it's funny

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
^^^yah i never liked artic monkeys name and i held off on listening to their stuff longer than i should've because of that

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Either everyone forgot that they existed or no one likes them. I fall into the former category.

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