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Trying

Oh, Yorick's nice enough. Small turnips, though. Noticeably small.

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Heather Papps

hello friend


psh your ducks don't even cast water from their backs



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Trying

We burned her as a witch but I think she was just faking for attention

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Your mother's girth is so vast, when she joined the Beguines, they did rename the Order as the Baleens.

Twenty Four


You useless three legged donkey!

Ventral EggSac

Hey signed you up for the Children's Crusade since you're acting like such a loving baby

google THIS

I would have to bleed you for days to balance your sense of humour

Finger Prince


Ghengis Khan? More like Ghengis Can't.

google THIS

You're so dumb you probably think the sun is the center of the universe

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
Christ has turned his back on you





-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??
You call that music?
Sounds like you were playing with your butt.

Rocket Baby Dolls

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
13th century? Have away with you, you fustilarian!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

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Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Ventral EggSac

I shall not read all that you have inscribed here

But lo, I rejoice for you

Or I weep at your misfortune

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


Thine Mother be of proportion so great, that hell's third circle hath dire need of expansion.

google THIS

Thou art so stupid thou probably think'st that bathing regularly can stave off the plague

alnilam

google THIS posted:

Thou art so stupid thou probably think'st that bathing regularly can stave off the plague

Here be thy Sign *hands you a wood carved hanging sign of a donkey*

alnilam

If one wall of thy hovel should crumble and fall, and sayst thou "Behold! A new window have I," thou might be a Peasant

alnilam

If thou should covet thy neighbors ox still more than thou wouldst his wife, thou might be a Peasant

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


alnilam posted:

If one wall of thy hovel should crumble and fall, and sayst thou "Behold! A new window have I," thou might be a Peasant

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
May your plow chip and shatter!

oliwan

by Nyc_Tattoo
gently caress thee

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Thou art an most foul carbuncle upon the arse of thine own towne

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


Thine mother be so middling of brains and slow of wit, she was in belief that serfdom require a board.

Twenty Four


alnilam posted:

If one wall of thy hovel should crumble and fall, and sayst thou "Behold! A new window have I," thou might be a Peasant


alnilam posted:

If thou should covet thy neighbors ox still more than thou wouldst his wife, thou might be a Peasant

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
HAIL FELLOW
TIS A FINE CAP
FOR A JESTER TO WEAR
TO THE HIPPODROME
THOU FOOL

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
he's a peck short of a bushel, if thou catcheth my drift

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
This pottage tastes like I'm eating it for the third time!

Ventral EggSac

Wake up your jester

xcheopis


*grumble* why couldn't Dante have been exiled a few years earlier?

Fifteen years taking prescriptions
Now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten"

frump truck

hello... again!

forsooth! you smell like rear end, dude

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
your clothes are too big for you

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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
also your crown is way too heavy for you

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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
(IT MEANS YOURE A BAD KING)

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Finger Prince


Edmvnd fuckf

Ventral EggSac

Þot

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
prithee, dost thou detect that odor? tis updog, I am sure

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

canyoneer posted:

prithee, dost thou detect that odor? tis updog, I am sure

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
a one that is not room temperature is scarcely a one at all

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Prof. Crocodile

'Tis fine sonnet, sir... for me to defecate upon!

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