It's the year 2000 and you are in Florida. Who do you vote for?

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Maximo Roboto: Feb 4, 2012

On one hand, Gore was Clinton�s Vice President and aided and abetted the gutting of welfare, escalation of the carceral state, wagging the dog in Sudan and Iraq, NAFTA, etc.

On the other hand, the past twenty years might go differently. And Gore seemed to have a good grasp on climate change. And maybe he�d do more internet stuff.

In this timeline Jeb! is too busy playing with tiny turtles to hang any chads

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Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

pat buchanan obviously

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i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

Suspicious posted:

pat buchanan obviously

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paul_soccer12: Jan 5, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

nader close thread

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F Stop Fitzgerald: Dec 12, 2010

ron paul

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Salean: Mar 17, 2004; Homewrecker

osama bin laden

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Fleetwood: Mar 26, 2010; biggest hochul head in china

Mike Ditka

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Item Getter: Dec 14, 2015

Suspicious posted:

pat buchanan obviously

My middle school class's mock 2000 election was mandatory to vote in, and a Gore landslide except for one kid who didn't know/care about politics, an (at the time) closeted but very obviously gay Jewish kid who voted for Pat Buchanan because "it's the Reform Party and I'm a Reform Jew".
Even back then at that age I had something of an idea that Pat Buchanan was a far-right anti-gay Christian fundie to think that that was pretty funny.

Maximo Roboto posted:

In this timeline Jeb! is too busy playing with tiny turtles to hang any chads

But did he get any chads pregnant?

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Centrist Committee: Aug 6, 2019

the brooks brothers

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Feldegast42: Oct 29, 2011; COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

If Gore won in 2000 I doubt he would have been able to do much to actually advance on mitigating climate change but there is a higher probability that 9/11 would have been stopped

But if 9/11 still happened he would have lost to Dubya in a landslide in 2004 and we would probably be back in the same situation

I think we would have still invaded Afghanistan though

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But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

I was not old enough to vote in Florida in 2000, OP

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Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

1 illegal vote for the communist party of Florida

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Strep Vote: May 5, 2004; أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

paul_soccer12 posted:

nader close thread

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Junkiebev: Jan 18, 2002; Feel the progress.

�the girl reading this

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Tricky D: Apr 1, 2005; I love um!

for more gore or the son of a drug lord

none of the above, gently caress it, cut the cord

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AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

Salean posted:

osama bin laden

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

Feldegast42 posted:

If Gore won in 2000 I doubt he would have been able to do much to actually advance on mitigating climate change but there is a higher probability that 9/11 would have been stopped

But if 9/11 still happened he would have lost to Dubya in a landslide in 2004 and we would probably be back in the same situation

I think we would have still invaded Afghanistan though

afghanistan, certainly. but probably not iraq, which would have saved millions of lives.

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Crazypoops: Jul 17, 2017

Too busy to vote, I'm training to be a pilot so I can fly a plane into the world trade buildings

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Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Gore, but it�s a pregnant chad so it doesn�t count.

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smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

paul_soccer12 posted:

nader close thread

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indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Nader

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

but really, weedlord bonerhitler. they've never let me down and will always deserve my vote.

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Gods_Butthole: Aug 9, 2020; Can't post for 8 years!

Your mom

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Gods_Butthole: Aug 9, 2020; Can't post for 8 years!

TOMP

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Crayfish: May 7, 2009

fred durst

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Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

paul_soccer12 posted:

nader close thread

I saw nader speak in probably 2003 and he accused Al Gore of stealing the election from him, freaking ownde.

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Aglet56: Sep 1, 2011

I swear that I made a nearly-identical thread like this a few months ago

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paul_soccer12: Jan 5, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

Harald posted:

I saw nader speak in probably 2003 and he accused Al Gore of stealing the election from him, freaking ownde.

king poo poo

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indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

I worked on Nader�s 2004 campaign and he was cool as gently caress and all the other volunteers were nice and awesome

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spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

Maximo Roboto posted:

On one hand, Gore was Clinton�s Vice President and aided and abetted the gutting of welfare, escalation of the carceral state, wagging the dog in Sudan and Iraq, NAFTA, etc.

On the other hand, the past twenty years might go differently. And Gore seemed to have a good grasp on climate change. And maybe he�d do more internet stuff.

In this timeline Jeb! is too busy playing with tiny turtles to hang any chads

Nader

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Syncopation: Feb 21, 2020

is 'hanging chad' incel praxis

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Judakel: Jul 29, 2004; Can't post for 9 years!

nader is electable... if you vote for him

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i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

Tricky D posted:

for more gore or the son of a drug lord

none of the above, gently caress it, cut the cord

still bangs

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Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

paul_soccer12 posted:

nader close thread

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spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

is 'hanging chad' incel praxis

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Maximo Roboto: Feb 4, 2012

You Nader voting cowards should be voting Monica Moorehead

Item Getter posted:

"it's the Reform Party and I'm a Reform Jew".

Haha most wholesome reason to vote Buchanan

Feldegast42 posted:

I think we would have still invaded Afghanistan though

Yeah that was inevitable. Maybe Gore would�ve passed the buck to U.N. peacekeepers after instead of trying to nation-build

I wonder if the U.S. drastically weakening the U.N. and international norms with Iraq also destroyed any chance for global multilateralism.

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StratGoatCom: Aug 6, 2019; Our security is guaranteed by being able to melt the eyeballs of any other forum's denizens at 15 minutes notice

Nuclear war.

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

if it was literally 2000 me able to vote somehow probably Gore like the dumb lib kid I was

if it's me now Nader all the way, purposely loving up the chad just to make sure I added to the chaos

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commielingus: Jan 23, 2021; by Athanatos

paul_soccer12 posted:

nader close thread

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indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Maximo Roboto posted:

You Nader voting cowards should be voting Monica Moorehead

it wouldn�t make democrats nearly as mad, which is the main point of a protest vote

I did vote for her in 2016 though cause Stein seemed too nuts

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