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Twenty Four


my dad could beat up your dad

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

It's me. Sorry I haven't been around much, but it is taking an excessively long time to buy these cigarettes.

*buys a carton of smokes*

looks like we got enough bait to have maybe 10 dads by the end of the day if we are lucky

*throws a couple of packs out in the yard like chum*

*puts ear to ground*

yeah, I can hear the dads a'comin

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Escape From Noise posted:

Cracks open a few regional IPAs and leaves them on the patio

that's my boy!

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Gramps posted:

No no no you're overthinking it, son. See all you gotta do is turn the thermostat up a couple degrees and take a couple wrenches out of the toolbox and leave them on the bench. Dads the next county over will be howling with fury.

lol, maybe borrow the car after everyone is asleep and leave the gas tank at empty after pulling up 10 minutes before he wakes up with the engine still hot and drink half the bottle of whiskey and fill it back up to where it was with water too?

dadpocolypse

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