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Fuzzy McDoom posted:https://twitter.com/jsrailton/status/1503516528058195974?s=20&t=knr1Fq2eZzmX9A7w6ukoNg  Sex Arse Crisis Mark II
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Mar 15, 2022 08:16
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why are they this bad at this
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Mar 15, 2022 08:17
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Mar 15, 2022 08:21
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Shinjobi posted:why are they this bad at this If the answer is anything other than cutting corners and hiring cheap unqualified/overworked staff, I'd be very surprised.
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Mar 15, 2022 08:31
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https://twitter.com/jsrailton/status/1503567748005249026 Almost a year to the day. Will we get two ships at once? 
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Mar 15, 2022 08:42
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Quebec Bagnet posted:Almost a year to the day. Will we get two ships at once? Nah that's for next year to end out the trilogy. I'm guessing they some how try and go through the same straight at the same time and just lock each other in, in such a confusing mess everyone just decided to leaves them be, happily how they always wanted to be, aground. Gotta have a happy ending.
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Mar 15, 2022 08:53
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This is why all of my sex arses are made right here in the good ol’ U.S. of A.
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Mar 15, 2022 14:06
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:This is why all of my sex arses are made right here in the good ol’ U.S. of A. USA: Unlimited Sex Arses
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Mar 15, 2022 18:41
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Colonel Cancer posted:Latest reports speculate about truck nutz but for ladies being the primary load on board If my carton of truck labia gets delayed I’m gonna be pissed
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Mar 16, 2022 00:44
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Why do we keep hiring our Ships Captains from the Sand Play section of fetlife?
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Mar 16, 2022 01:22
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Snowy posted:If my carton of truck labia gets delayed I’m gonna be pissed https://reductress.com/post/how-i-embraced-my-toxic-femininity-by-hanging-a-pair-of-labia-from-the-back-of-my-pickup-truck/
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Fuzzy McDoom posted:https://twitter.com/jsrailton/status/1503516528058195974?s=20&t=knr1Fq2eZzmX9A7w6ukoNg Almost exactly one year later? Is an ever-ship running aground around this date going to be a yearly thing?
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Mar 16, 2022 02:49
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Yaldabaoth posted:Almost exactly one year later? Is an ever-ship running aground around this date going to be a yearly thing? this is actually a variant of evergreen-21, not a novel grounding
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Mar 16, 2022 03:03
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Ahh mid March, Spring is in the air, the frogs are peeping, and extremely large cargo ships are running aground in fits of sexual fervour.
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Mar 16, 2022 03:44
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Yaldabaoth posted:Almost exactly one year later? Is an ever-ship running aground around this date going to be a yearly thing? Ever-ship grounding season will replace Christmas as the most wonderful time of year. There'll be parties for hosting Containers a'floating And chanting sea shanties anew There'll be scary sea stories And tales of the groundings of Ever-ships long, long ago
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Mar 16, 2022 10:06
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Yaldabaoth posted:Almost exactly one year later? Is an ever-ship running aground around this date going to be a yearly thing? This ship got stuck to celrbrate its bigger ship parent's anniversary. Yes, after being freed, this ship will rapidly mature to adulthood (as they do ), then it will gently caress, and the cycle will contine.
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Mar 16, 2022 10:38
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The Carol of the Bells but it's the sound of ships hitting things
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Mar 16, 2022 10:41
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The sequel is a little weak but hopefully the last in the trilogy knocks it out the ball park
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Mar 16, 2022 11:18
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evergiven goes on one last mission in the black sea it's last message to the world, gently caress you russian warships in cinemas 2023
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Mar 16, 2022 12:23
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Maybe he's doing it as a joke at this point? Maybe he should turn in his boating license... Naw it's probably global warming or Covid.
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Mar 16, 2022 12:41
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Well you know siblings. They get jealous about their sister's attention and act out.
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Mar 16, 2022 21:21
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Zil posted:Its no blocking of the Suez Canal, but I'll take it whatever I can get in these times. This post brought me peace and comfort.
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Mar 17, 2022 05:34
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https://twitter.com/YWNReporter/status/1565105503583309830 https://twitter.com/MikeSchuler/status/1565102705453850624
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Aug 31, 2022 23:44
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Aug 31, 2022 23:46
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How many sex arses are aboard?
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Aug 31, 2022 23:51
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Snowy posted:How many sex arses are aboard? It's carrying rude crude. So you know it's hard to count as it's just full of sex arses in their larval form.
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Aug 31, 2022 23:56
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sex arse essence
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Aug 31, 2022 23:56
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did they get the grease ship unstuck
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Sep 14, 2022 18:29
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Man, I'm not exactly a ship captain, but if they put that ship up on 20'ish feet of shoal in grounding it, that is bad news bears, lol.
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Sep 14, 2022 18:37
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IT'S BACK BABY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmo2PnwY2b8 MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Sep 14, 2022 |
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it makes me so happy to see this thread move there's an irony to that
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Sep 14, 2022 18:50
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 perfect timing with the upcoming rail strikeLooks like 6-8 weeks is back on the menu!
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Sep 14, 2022 18:53
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Just spit balling here, but what if the huge ships didn't try to go down the canal sideways? It seems like that might work better.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Just spit balling here, but what if the huge ships didn't try to go down the canal sideways? It seems like that might work better. They are going as a convoy anyway, why not connect them together as a train? You'd need only one pilot then.
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Sep 17, 2022 14:34
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Just put rails underwater to guide the ships away from treacherous sandbanks
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dr_rat posted:If the answer is anything other than cutting corners and hiring cheap unqualified/overworked staff, I'd be very surprised. I'd also add - wildly overloaded. Too much weight in each container, too many containers on the ship, with the none of the load balanced properly. All the extra weight means the rudders and propeller are significantly less effective, which is a huge problem if the ship has all the weight on one side. It the ship listed to one side of the channel and started to drag on the bank, it would spin itself out of the water before the rudder or prop could do poo poo.
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Sep 17, 2022 15:08
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The Suez should be destroyed, invasive species are decimating the Mediterranean Sea just so Brits can have cheaper lust bums. It's horrific.
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Why don’t they just put wheels on the bottom of the boat
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Put a balloon above the boat idiot
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