Everforward Avenges Evergiven, blocks Chesapeake Bay (pg 50)

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Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

... boatloons?

# ? Sep 17, 2022 18:53

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# ? May 11, 2024 11:58

Geemer: Nov 4, 2010

Mozi posted:

... boatloons?

Balloats.

# ? Sep 27, 2022 14:30

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

please reset the counter, and update the thread title

https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1612356956420718594?s=20&t=9IjuHlO3oPd6OA5PYxKJmg

# ? Jan 9, 2023 10:15

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:

please reset the counter, and update the thread title

https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1612356956420718594?s=20&t=9IjuHlO3oPd6OA5PYxKJmg

Back up already :sigh:

# ? Jan 9, 2023 10:44

Enfys: Feb 17, 2013; The ocean is calling and I must go

Splicer posted:

Back up already

a monday tease

# ? Jan 9, 2023 12:38

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

https://mobile.twitter.com/AP/status/1632467270327844868

It was in the wider part and they got it towed away, but eventually we will strike lucky again!

# ? Mar 5, 2023 21:08

Thranguy: Apr 21, 2010; Deceitful and black-hearted, perhaps we are. But we would never go against the Code. Well, perhaps for good reasons. But mostly never.

https://twitter.com/business/status/1661587837857267712

Reset the counter again.

# ? May 25, 2023 05:29

kdrudy: Sep 19, 2009

How many sex arses on this one?

# ? May 25, 2023 05:50

Corn Glizzy: Jun 28, 2007

What is it about the Suez Canal that keeps letting this happen?

# ? May 25, 2023 05:54

Thranguy: Apr 21, 2010; Deceitful and black-hearted, perhaps we are. But we would never go against the Code. Well, perhaps for good reasons. But mostly never.

Corn Glizzy posted:

What is it about the Suez Canal that keeps letting this happen?

It was built when the ships were a lot smaller and is too big to widen.

# ? May 25, 2023 05:55

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Word on the street in the sex arse community is it was just filled to the brim with sex arses.

Seems it may of just been to many for the Suez Canal to handle, alas.

Oh humanities hubris, how it does lead us to destruction so!

# ? May 25, 2023 06:07

Schweinhund: Oct 23, 2004

Thranguy posted:

It was built when the ships were a lot smaller and is too big to widen.

They made it wider but then people built the ships even bigger since the canal was bigger.

# ? May 25, 2023 06:51

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

yeah baby. gently caress the canal with your ship dick

# ? May 25, 2023 07:18

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Corn Glizzy posted:

What is it about the Suez Canal that keeps letting this happen?

These boats got too much junk in the trunk :sexarse:

# ? May 25, 2023 11:45

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

They ought to build Titanic 2 outta sex arses, it'll never sink

# ? May 25, 2023 13:35

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

https://www.reuters.com/world/suez-canal-tugboat-sinks-after-collision-with-tanker-2023-08-05/ :siren:

quote:

CAIRO, Aug 5 (Reuters) - A Suez Canal tugboat has sunk after colliding with a Hong Kong-flagged LPG tanker in the strategically important waterway, the canal authority said on Saturday, without saying if shipping traffic had been disrupted.

The tanker, Chinagas Legend, is waiting in Port Said until the completion of procedures related to the accident, canal authority head Osama Rabie said in a statement.

Two canal sources said Chinagas Legend was unharmed by the collision, was functioning normally and had anchored at Port Said.

Rabie said seven people had been on board the tugboat Fahd and that rescue work was underway, with a crane dispatched to recover the sunken vessel.

Two other canal sources said six of the tugboat's crew members had been rescued and taken to hospital, while the seventh was still unaccounted for.

The tanker, which was heading south on its journey from Singapore to the U.S., is 230 metres (755 feet) long and 36 metres (118 feet) wide, and carries a cargo of 52,000 metric tons of liquefied petroleum gas (LPG).

It's not exactly an Evergiven, but it tried to crash into a 230 meter tanker. We tug to our hero :patriot:

# ? Aug 5, 2023 19:22

Wifi Toilet: Oct 1, 2004; Toilet Rascal

Hmm, this canal seems pretty accident prone. Have they considered just sailing around Africa?

# ? Aug 5, 2023 21:56

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Wifi Toilet posted:

Hmm, this canal seems pretty accident prone. Have they considered just sailing around Africa?

I forgot to mention, the Panama canal has also been restricting access because of draught!

# ? Aug 5, 2023 23:07

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

drought reducing draught?

# ? Aug 6, 2023 00:38

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Wifi Toilet posted:

Hmm, this canal seems pretty accident prone. Have they considered just sailing around Africa?

Seems a long way. They should probably just float over it.

I mean it couldn't take more than say a couple of dozen zeppelins to majestically drift one of those tankers over that accursed canal.

# ? Aug 8, 2023 13:07

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

have they tried using airboats in the canal, like in halflife2

# ? Aug 8, 2023 20:00

laserghost: Feb 12, 2014; ^{trust me, I'm a cat.}

They tried but node graphs were constantly out of date

# ? Aug 8, 2023 20:09

Quebec Bagnet: Apr 28, 2009; mess with the honk
you get the bonk; Lipstick Apathy

Folks we are BACK

Tanker and LNG Carrier Collide in Suez Canal

quote:

An LNG carrier lost control and turned sideways in the Suez Canal, causing another tanker to run into it, AIS ship tracking data from MarineTraffic.com showed.

A third tanker was also in the vicinity, but it�s unclear if it was involved in any way.

MarineTraffic said it received an eyewitness report of the collision involving the Burri, a Cayman Island tanker, and the Singapore-flagged LNG carrier BW Lesmes. The third tanker is the Athens Spirit, flying the flag of the Bahamas. It also shared an AIS replay of the incident, showing the BW Lesmes sideways in a section of the southern end of the Suez Canal, where there is only one lane of traffic.

https://twitter.com/MarineTraffic/status/1694125436031189251

# ? Aug 23, 2023 05:57

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Oh man if they sink and explode that seems like it would gently caress poo poo up

# ? Aug 23, 2023 06:07

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Watching that playback it seems like they would have far less crashes if they went the normally slow speed of tankers and didn't buzz down the canal like caffeinated bees.

Those drat ships must of been doing 600-700 Km per hr.

Utterly reck~~less~~full!

# ? Aug 23, 2023 07:08

Haptical Sales Slut: Mar 15, 2010; Age 18 to 49

They should stop crashing boats in my opinion.

# ? Aug 23, 2023 08:19

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

I think the canal needs a passing lane.

# ? Aug 23, 2023 08:38

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Tankers Burn and Lessmess

# ? Aug 23, 2023 09:25

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

They should stop crashing boats in my opinion.

Extremely strong disagree

# ? Aug 23, 2023 11:05

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

These tankers need nice leather steering wheel covers for better grip.

# ? Aug 23, 2023 12:42

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

BigBadSteve posted:

These tankers need nice leather steering wheel covers for better grip.

An XXXL pair of fuzzy dice unfortunately obstructed view through the windscreen.

# ? Aug 23, 2023 18:05

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

They should stop crashing boats in my opinion.

how do you type this up and then just post it like its no big deal. youre sick.

# ? Aug 23, 2023 18:09

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

We should learn to make our own sex arses, just like our grandparents did

# ? Aug 23, 2023 18:14

dervival: Apr 23, 2014

sex arse fabricators use punch cards

do you know how punch cards are reticulated? I sure as hell don't

# ? Aug 23, 2023 21:33

Haptical Sales Slut: Mar 15, 2010; Age 18 to 49

flubber nuts posted:

how do you type this up and then just post it like its no big deal. youre sick.

I'm going to go offline for a while and spend some time learning and growing. I apologize to anyone I may have harmed with my shortsighted comments.

# ? Aug 23, 2023 22:08

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

im gonna shag the sex arses

# ? Aug 24, 2023 09:39

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?