Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

surf rock posted:

How on earth did the USMNT fail to qualify for the Olympics a third time in a row? Goddamn.

Hang down your head, Tom Dooley.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

African AIDS cum posted:

Nobody watches olympic soccer though, they don't even show most of the games on tv. I think some games were on CNBC or whatever at weird times

The point is that more Americans would watch if we were in it because USA USA USA!

stab posted:

Lucas Cavallini just scored again to put Canada up 11-0

Starting to think I'm never gonna get to use my line "They'll be dancing in the bank lobbies of George Town tonight!"

Moktaro fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Mar 30, 2021

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

African AIDS cum posted:

Not really, its u-23s and sucks

I'm talking about the people who don't even know it's u-23s.

The people who will watch the discus throw if the USA has a contender.

I will grant that the time to pearlclutch about GROWING THE SPORT has passed, the people who want to watch soccer here will find it.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Eric Cantonese posted:

Speaking of which, James Rodriguez got bounced from the Copa America squad due to fitness issues.

https://royalbluemersey.sbnation.com/2021/5/28/22458504/james-rodriguez-everton-injury-latest-colombia-squad-copa-america

I wonder if anyone expected his career to go the way it has back in 2014 when he lit it up at the World Cup. It's not a bad career, but I think that tournament was his peak.

RIP Hams Rodriguez, turned out that 3 hams would in fact kill him.

Also this has to be some kind of joke, USA-Swiss about to start and ESPN is showing...

...wait for it...

COLLEGE SOFTBALL!

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

G-Hawk posted:

its on espn3/tudn

interesting fixture for both teams, us has most their first team except pulisic and steffan starting

I know, just saying this exact thing has happened so often with ESPN that it really is a running joke now.

Also: Too Lletget, too Lletget 2 quit...whoops, and the Swiss equalize.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

So where is our noted Swiss Dutch Swiss Dutch Swiss Dutch Swiss poster?

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Nice move there, but it was not their Dest-iny to score.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Norway more like Snoreway!

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

France stop, he's already dead.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Wait a minute, how the hell does Luxembourg have 3 wins? :wtc:

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Also lol, Bing somehow put the Cambodia flag next to Cameroon in results.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Butterfly Valley posted:

This is the England that got to a semi final and a final in the last two tournaments, right?

I do believe that fits within the parameters of not winning, yes.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Doing all the lols at C being Turkey-Luxumbourg-Faroe-Lithuania.

Now if only Luxumbourg could beat Turkey somehow.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

is he going to do the stupid dance again

Leave the haka to the All Blacks!

the sex ghost posted:

Mark Viduka. Jamie McMaster. Neil Kilkenny. Patrick Kisnorbo. Shane Lowry. And no one else. You did it

Shameful Tim Cahill erasure here.

Moktaro fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Jun 13, 2022

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Ingurland are playing

I thought they left Europe?

Consolation goal for shitaly.

Moktaro fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Jun 14, 2022

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.


Don't worry, it's coming home.

When the women win the Euros.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Moktaro posted:

Don't worry, it's coming home.

When the women win the Euros.

:smuggo:

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Roberto Martinez prevents a quick throw, gets a red.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Rubbing my thighs at the prospect of another "USA WINS 1-1" with a Maguire comedy fuckup.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

sebzilla posted:

Straight knockout, random draw, no seeding.

I'm sold.

Davis Cup style let's gooooo.

Shrapnig posted:

Bit odd of them to host the Euros in Asia.

Watch Constantinople get the works again.

Moktaro fucked around with this message at 05:51 on Oct 13, 2023

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply