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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


BOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Mr Hootington posted:

Stupid loving ship. God drat you sisi

hes a tyrant

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

BARAKA1 WINS...Floatality

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Close the thread.

:smith:

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Let's get another boat stuck

Only a matter of time. Was anything learned from any of this? Boats will get bigger.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Spoondick posted:

now that's what i call a happy ending

Finally remembered to get out the lube.

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

yay

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

One small step for a stuck ship, once giant leap for anime giantess worshipping deviants...

etalian has issued a correction as of 15:39 on Mar 29, 2021

Minion of Freya
Jan 2, 2017
Oh great so now this commission of Ever Given riding Bagger-288 like a sybian is worthless

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

If you havent already gotten your boat related jokes in by now, then I'm afraid you've...












missed the boat

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Nix Panicus posted:

If you havent already gotten your boat related jokes in by now, then I'm afraid you've...












missed the boat

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

alright when's the next dumb thing gonna happen

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

It's already happening most likely

Schlonged Again
Jan 30, 2016

Jon Irenicus posted:

alright when's the next dumb thing gonna happen

People are getting mad about satanic sneakers, if that floats your boat.

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

Drunkboxer posted:

hes a tyrant

he may be a tyrant but he makes the boats run on time

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

Schlonged Again posted:

People are getting mad about satanic sneakers, if that floats your boat.

are they stuck in a canal or what?

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Please sign my petition to put the boat back: http://chng.it/zGdBQsNZgB

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Cpt_Obvious posted:

Please sign my petition to put the boat back: http://chng.it/zGdBQsNZgB

FWD: URGENT: PLEASE READ!!

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Nix Panicus posted:

If you havent already gotten your boat related jokes in by now, then I'm afraid you've...












missed the boat

:golfclap:

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Put the dam ship back

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

How slow was that bus going that keeps him from flying forward as it was crashing into everything?

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


If you tugged to the boat you are part of the problem

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


this is loving bullshit. what the gently caress. the poo poo

captains of merchant marines around the world, you know what to do next: panama

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
five days of tugging and we got was a collective limp dick

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


gently caress this red sea <-> Mediterranean small time league poo poo, time to bring back unparalleled nautical skill and virtue, BRING BACK THE CAPE HORN

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Cerebral Bore posted:

five days of tugging and we got was a collective limp dick

The old edge and ruin, a truly unique pain

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

The Unnamed One posted:

Floated but she still tugging

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Lib and let die posted:

The old edge and ruin, a truly unique pain

the Suez Canal was a gigantic chastity cage.

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

dead gay comedy forums posted:

this is loving bullshit. what the gently caress. the poo poo

captains of merchant marines around the world, you know what to do next: panama

Do it for Eddie


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuKDBPw8wQA

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
What a loving way to start a Monday morning. I can already tell this week is going to suck.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Gods_Butthole posted:

What a loving way to start a Monday morning. I can already tell this week is going to suck.

And it's infrastructure week no less!

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
So who is more hosed, the captain or the pilot?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Thoguh posted:

So who is more hosed, the captain or the pilot?

i expect they will both be completely unemployable at the very least. in the worst case scenario Anton Chigurh will be sent after them.

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
Well now that we've definitely established we don't live in the funniest timeline, what am I supposed to do with all this soda water and cream pies?

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Gods_Butthole posted:

Well now that we've definitely established we don't live in the funniest timeline, what am I supposed to do with all this soda water and cream pies?

Anything that doesn't seem like evidence we live in the funniest timeline is just part of the set up for a grander punchline. It may not emerge immediately, but when it becomes clear, god drat is it gonna be funny lol. Have faith.

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
Inshallah

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
dudes rock

https://twitter.com/anasalhajji/status/1376542650678018051?s=20

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
They should replace the Egyptian "pilots" with draft horses that walk slowly along the side of the canal, pulling the ships along with ropes

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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006



class traitors to the one

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