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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Daniel Bryan is being called upon to save another Wrestlemania.

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CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
When did Bryan cut his hair short?

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Dynamite only gets one thread. Another loss for the good guys

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Mons Hubris posted:

Dynamite only gets one thread. Another loss for the good guys

The excitement of the WWE universe cannot be contained in one thread!

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
occupy raw but in an empty arena that's certainly a choice

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I’m glad we’re getting a full recap of a segment that happened minutes ago.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I can’t believe how bad AEW would waster Daniel Bryan. They’d probably send him out to have MOTYC twice a month. Here in WWE he can protect his body by sitting in a chair.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Wow Edge that was a dick move. Just smacking the mic out of Adam's hand

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Digital Jedi posted:

Wow Edge that was a dick move

Give him a break he is on meth.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

CopywrightMMXI posted:

Give him a break he is on meth.

Yeah he looks terrible

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Oh great it's this lame guy

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
26 minutes in and we are finally at match #1.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Chiming in to say this Double Gold Dash knockoff sounds like the absolute pits.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
"Speaks Japanese and English"

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

CopywrightMMXI posted:

26 minutes in and we are finally at match #1.

Commercial break 28 minutes into the show.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

CopywrightMMXI posted:

26 minutes in and we are finally at match #1.

and like commercial soon as it starts

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

That was a goddamn great Swiss Death

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Oh wow I get to witness the rapid camera cuts live rather than in gif form.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Cesaro proved he wasnt a coward by attacking a man who just went through an entire match

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
I gotta say that blast of cups they do for the Street Profits is really cool.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Big E in a 6 man tag, thats a new one

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
And another commercial....

Boy be nice for a wrestling show to have wrestling on it!

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

CopywrightMMXI posted:

26 minutes in and we are finally at match #1.

i dont think theres been a match on sd in the first 25 minutes in weeks

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

lol at Apollo walking down the aisle with Otis and Gable

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Some poor intern at Peacock is going to have to scrubs Apollo Crews matches from the network.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I just can't with the heel Otis

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
How long has Apollo's finish been the Olympic Slam?

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Match wasn’t bad, too short to even warrant a HM for the MOTYC thread but it was still the best thing on this show. Every participant would be better off in any other promotion on earth.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

graph posted:

i dont think theres been a match on sd in the first 25 minutes in weeks
Yea, I would say most episodes the first 10-20 minutes is just promo/commercials.

I checked at the start of the month how much time of wrestling is actually on the show. I'll have to check after tonights and see where it clocks in at

Digital Jedi posted:

According to Cagematch the total wrestling match time Smackdown had last night was 32:34 minutes. Which I say is low for a 2 hours show and I figured would be a low for them.
Looking at the past couple episodes 30-35 minutes is the range for wrestling match time on Smackdown.
1/8 show is the longest of the year with 46:34. This had tag title change hands and 5 person gauntlet match

All Dynamite shows this year have had 50+ minutes of wrestling time per show

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Still can't get over how bad Sami cracked Kevin with that Helluva Kick.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Edge looks like he’s turning into ET.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

CopywrightMMXI posted:

Edge looks like he’s turning into ET.

Have you seen an Edge match lately ? At least ET knows when to go home

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Logan Paul why

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Kevin needs to get Sami some lithium.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Red carpet event for a movie trailer. I'm waiting for marvel movies to reach that point.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Have you seen an Edge match lately ? At least ET knows when to go home

This is the first full WWE show I have watched in over a year.

The Stroker Ace
Feb 7, 2007

Sami’s camera guys should really vary their camera angles. I mean they’re basically getting the same shot, what’s the point!?!?

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Man, theres a lot of great matches on paper that are going down at WrestleMania.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

CopywrightMMXI posted:

This is the first full WWE show I have watched in over a year.

At least you picked a short one

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Cole always uses the word "humiliate" for every feud. Being kicked in the head isnt humiliating, it hurts.

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